《New Roommate》Part 6
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It's currently 10am. I didn't feel like getting up but i had too. I wanna go shopping and look for a job. I got up and got ready in 10min. I put on my shoes, got my wallet and went downstairs.
I was apperantly the only one awake, wow. I got a bowl and a spoon for cereal. My clumsy ass dropped the fucking bowl and it shattered, GREAT! I heard someone coming down the stairs to see Jake.
"What happened? I heard something fall" He said all worried
"I dropped the bowl on accident" I said as i looked at the floor
"you going out?" He asked me while rubbing his eyes.
"Yeah, i wanna go shopping and look for a job" i told him as i got a new bowl hoping i wouldn't drop this one
"Can i come?"
"yeah, just hurry up! i'm only saying yes cause you have a car and i don't" i said while stuffing my face with cereal
He laughed and went back upstairs to get ready. I heard a lot of walking so i'm guessing everyone is awake now.
"ALRIGHT IM READY BITCH! LETS FUCKING GOOOO" He yelled
"WHERE WE GOINF BRO" Corey said with a girly voice
Jake also replied with a girly voice "I'm going shopping sis, gonna waste my daddy's money"
"Alright sis, go have some fun" Corey said giving him a kiss on the cheek
-Jake-
"Where are we going first?" i said as i was pulling out of the driveway
"Can we go to the mall first? Look around for a bit and probably to target after to see if they're hiring" She said while scrolling on her phone
"Why don't you start a youtube channel?"
"I don't think anyone would wanna watch me Jake. I'm not even THAT funny like you" I laughed at what she said
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"Who cares, you should think about it. I can help you" I said as i softly punched her on the arm.
I saw her connecting her phone to the bluetooth and she picked out a song. U Said by Lil Peep started playing and i turned up the volume to it
" RUNNIN' AWAY FROM YOU TAKES TIME AND PAIN" we both sang out loud.
"I WISH I DIDNT HAVE A HEART TO LOVE YOU" she sang
"HOLD UP! who hurt you? Why are you in your feels?" i said as i paused the song. She started laughing and shaking her head
"I'm not, i just love this song, it hits hard but i'm not in my feels Jake"
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"Agh i hope i get this job" i told Jake
We stopped to go eat some taco bell cause Jake has been craving it.
"I heard Colblast you night" Jake said
"Gross, don't talk with your mouth open loser" I said as i gave him a look
"I SAID! I heard Colby was with you last night, watching your movie" Jake said with his eyebrows raised up
"Yeah, he wanted to see the movie with me" I said as i took a sip of my drink
He nodded his head and sent me a wink
"AGH NO! There's nothing going on Jake, don't start that" I said as i pointed to him
"I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING I JUST WINKED DUMBASS"
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