《| Limerence | (Yandere Slashers X Reader)》A/n Dating problems
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Guys I have a problem. I'm kinda looking for a romantic partner but I'm being homeschooled so I can't go to school to make friends and have a girlfriend/boyfriend. And I can't really use Tinder or E Harmony or any kind of dating app because I'm only 14. If I talk about it to my mom she'll just say 'Why do you need other people in your life? It's your family good enough?!' Mom, I'm looking for a romantic partner. 'NO! Men suck and are big babys and blah blahblah blahblah!' I also date girls, nonbinary and gender fluid. 'GeNdEr FlUiD!¡!¡ WhY cAn'T tHeY jUsT bE oNe GeNdEr?¿?' Mom, I'm gender fluid. 'WhY dO yOu AlSo HaVe To Be A bOy?!' Because sometimes being a girl is nice but sometimes being a boy is nice. It's like clothes for me. I change into another one after a while. 'It SoUnDs LiKe YoU'rE jUsT tRyInG tO eScApE yOuR pRoBlEmS nOt Be A bOy!' You see, I can't win. Then she'll talk about 11yo kids on her Facebook mom homeschooling group that are also looking for a gf or bf like-
*Looks left looks right*
I'M 14 MOM! I don't know which kid you think you're talking to but I'm 14. Woman recommends me an 11yo like tf.
I could talk about it on a REALITY stream but a pedo might appear and make me never want to talk about my feelings again. UHGGG!!! Do you guys have any ideas? I'm really stumped.😢 I mean if any of you are looking for a gender fluid girlfriend I'm here but don't let me be your first option I might disappoint you. I'm joking, damn it's hard to write a sarcastic joke without it sounding serious. Also I wrote an A/n a few days ago that I deleted but I still have it copied on my clipboard. It's about my friends on REALITY, I think they might be toxic that's why I didn't go to them about my dating problems but they might not be toxic so that's why I deleted it but idk you guys can be the judge of that. I've never really had any toxic friends but they give off odd vibes *shrug*.
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A/n I'm not doing too good
So I made a REALITY account to make friends and chat with people and I met this group of girls. They all wanted to see each other's faces so we shared our Discord names. So we got on face time and showed our faces. Now I'm 14 and I hadn't hit puberty and they're 13 but I didn't know they already hit puberty. When I saw their faces I was surprised and felt like they'd think I was lying around me being 14 and I was really 10 of something but it might be them lying they look like 16 years old like wat? I saw what my older sister's face looked like all through her teens and she had pimples all over her face at 14. These girls at 13 look like they could buy alcoholic drinks. So then one of them started freaking out because I have a clown door decoration on my door in the background of my call, they must have a clown phobia, so I put a blanket over it, no big deal, but it did hurt my soul to cover up Trevor with a blanket but it's no big deal, he's just a door decoration.😢 The fact I named him does NOT make me a softie!😣 Hmph! Then they all start talking about how long their hair is which kinda upset me because I cut my hair cuz I thought I wanted to be a boy but turned out to be gender fluid, anyway I told them about that on a stream before the call so they knew that was very sensitive to me. They continue talking about guys with impossible to pronounce names and other stuff and kinda just forget I exist. The worst part is that the guys aren't even fictional.
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*Slams fists on desk* WHAT?! Also OOWWWWWWW!!!
*Holds injured hand*
Pinhead the bandages and ice please, ow.
They didn't talk about anything that I was into or understood it was like they were talking in a language of social media bs. So I sit there the entire call not being noticed. I DREW AN ENTIRE PICTURE AND WASN'T NOTICED! Now I get how Yan-chan feels but these an't no senpia-s!
So after a while one of them says:
Girl 1:"I think we should go to Snapchat because it has filters and stuff."
Girl 2:"Wait I don't think Skeleton has Snapchat but she wasn't talking anyway so seeyahaveagoodtimebye!"
Like what the fuck?! You didn't even ask if I was okay! My camera wasn't on my face it was looking at my ceiling so I could've muted myself and had a meltdown or kermitted *oof* and none of you wouldn't of known! Sorry I make dark jokes when I'm angry. SPEAKING of dark jokes they don't like horror! Horror is literally my entire existence! I TOLD THEM I SIMP FOR FREDDY KRUEGER! I SAID I WANTED HIM TO KISS ME THEN KIDNAP ME AND TAKE ME AWAY TO A GIANT CASTLE AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!
Me:*screams into pillow*
Pinhead:*pats back* "What troubles you my dear mortal?"
Me:"These people online don't like horror and make me hate my face."
Pinhead:"Would you like me to kill them for you?"
Me:"NO! Nonono. It's not their fault, they aren't bad people they just have different interests. I just need to find people like me, horror fans, cosplayers, and Freddy simp!"
Pinhead:"...Did you just say Freddy simps?"
Freddy:*appears out of nowhere* "Yeah and she's mine and so fuck off Pincushion!"*hugs me from the side very cutely*"Fuck those kids if they don't like your fantasy of you and me together."
Me:"WHAT?! NO! It's supposed to be a 'wholesome' 'life lesson' 'moral of the story' type end! You just messed it up!"
Pinhead:"Speaking of mess-ups Freddy can you leave now? I'm sure there's a dream somewhere on the other side of the earth that you can barbarically terrorize."
Freddy:"Bitch I'm a killer Picasso compared to your 5 year old WATERCOLOR BULLSHIT!!!"
Me:"Anyways thanks for reading me anger-ly rant about horror and bullshit I exaggerated in my head. Probably gonna delete later but just wanted to vent, bye"
-Skeleton☠️
☠️💀☠️💀☠️
And I did delete it later but now it's re-uploaded. So do you guys think my friends are toxic? I really have no idea. If I say they're toxic my brain will say 'No that's a cruel thing to say!'. If I say they aren't my brain goes:
Brain:*Snaps neck around backwards*
Brain:"ArE yOu SuRe?"
Me:"Yes?"
Brain:"Good!😊👍 Now you'll just have to wonder for the rest of your life if you make the right choice!😁"
Me:"😳😳😳Aw shit. What if they're a bad influence? What if they get me into drugs?!"
And from there I panic. Sorry if these two rants were long it's about 1213 words! Woah that's a lot! Anyway bye!
-Skeleton☠️
☠️💀☠️
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