《The 3 Ninjas and a... girl?》Chapter 5
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"Mr brown, I want you to snatch those four little kids, and hold them as insurance till the deal with Cornell horac is done." Snyder says
"Douglas doesn't dare touch my guys, if I have his kids" Snyder says
"You should've grabbed them when you were up at the cabin" brown says
Snyder punches him in the gut.
"But I guess you knew that already" brown says
"Snatch those kids without getting caught or I'm going to crush your head until a slimy ooze comes out your eyeballs" Snyder says
"Oh no problem boss, I'll get right over there" mr brown says
"No! Mr brown the feds have us all on surveillance, every move we make they're watching, we need some outside guys." Snyder says
"If I may suggest mr Snyder 3 guys did some messenger work for us a few times, my sisters kid and his buddies, they're terrific" mr brown says
Snyder snaps his fingers and moves out of browns way. "Make the call, tell me have they studied the masters of the eastern Philosophy like our other men" Snyder says
"Hey I don't know for sure,but I know they do a lot of reading" mr brown says
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"I must say I would most certainly consider getting radical on some lonely misbegotten beach with this babe" the man in the middle says
"She is a beauty for modern man to enjoy" the one on the other side says talking about a surfboard.
"Hey amigos, this is no library, you buy it or you go" the man at the counter said
"My apologies my good man, hammer go score those frozen fruit concentrate and those Gnarly little snack cakes."the middle one says to the one on the other side.
"Marcus score some nacho chips and some radical salsa, none of that green stuff."the one in the middle
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Said to the blonde guy
"Dude" Marcus said in response
"And you my good man, open up the cash register."
The middle man says pointing a gun at the counter-mans face.
"That's right dude, us three bone heads are sticking you up, open up that register before I have to get nasty." He says and shoots the bottles behind the counter man scattering glass everywhere.
"Excuse me sir, may I please use your telephone?" The middle man says to the counter man who is stood in fear.
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"Mr feston, good listen I need you to stop what your doing, I gotta job for you and your boys." Mr brown says
"You have my Undivided attention." Feston says
"Alright listen we want you to snatch a few kids for us." Mr brown says
"Could these be any kids or do you have some specific kids in mind." Fester said
"3 very specific little boys and their little sister, got a pen here's the address 623 north Pacheco that's 623 you got that" Mr brown says
"Cover his ears dude" feston says to hammer
"Okay you remember six" he said pointing to hammer
"You remember two" he said pointing at Marcus
"And I'll remember three, Pacheco, ok got it sir, we'll get right on it" feston says
"Feston don't mess this up or we'll have to kill you." Mr brown says
"Bummer" feston says and ends the call.
"We got a job, dude?" Hammer says
"Dude" feston says nodding
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Mr brown gets of the phone call looking flustered
"Your boys will take care of the kids, then I'll put the screws on Douglas, mr brown vax Cornell, and tell him we can ship the Missals in two days"
"God I love being a bad guy" Snyder says
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