《Debut or Die Novel MTL》Chapter 81
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[T/N: I will be changing Cha Yu-jin's name. From this chapter on I will put it as Cha Eugene.]
[T/N: All (T/N) will go back in between paragraphs when needed. I'm too lazy to put it in the comments.]
The pre-released video of the second episode of suddenly appeared.
Once played, the sound of music was heard first.
That's right. It's TeSTAR's 'Magic Boy'.
But because of the weird modulation, it sounded like some kind of banging gag BGM.
On top of it was a colorful banner, which overlapped with a close-up of TeSTAR's face looking like their soul left their body.
As soon as he finished speaking, a huge caption appeared.
And just then, a bird researcher appeared. Behind his kindly smiling face, the CG of hell fire was being synthesized.
[T/N: I don't know if it's the same for you guys but I can actually imagine what this actually looks like if done in real life.]
Subtitles shaking violently over the bewildered TeSTAR were poured over with the heavy metal sound.
It was meant that anyone who sees it would laugh and smile.
But as the cut changed, the atmosphere became gloomy.
A short scene overlapped under the red flashing subtitles.
The camera slowly zoomed in on Seon A-hyun's face who was terrified while holding the camera tight at Ryu Chung-woo's blunt words.
Then, all of a sudden, the cut of TeSTAR crouching seriously as a group came out.
The appearance of big boys holding their breath and moving on duck steps continued without BGM.
And the scene where Park Moon-dae carefully picked up the camera and took a picture was inserted naturally.
However, when he pulled the camera, it was Seon A-hyun, not the bird, he filmed.
The caption was confused.
And from that quiet cut came another random, madly screeching TeSTAR.
The handy cam shook like crazy.
The caption flashed. There was no other disaster movie.
A modulated voice came out of the mosaic of MC's shadow.
And on the black screen, a huge golden caption popped up.
The Magic Boy's modulated pattering came out again, and the screen finished magnificently.
These guys... are out of their minds too.
Big Se-jin, who interrupted from the side, rolled around the living room.
This guy burst out laughing from the time the stupidly mutated 'Magic Boy' BGM came out and ended up like this.
I admit it.
'...It was funny.'
Here too, like in , we are creating a context without editing, but we gave up because it was not a day or two.
'It's not a controversial plot, so it'll be fine.'
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It was just... like they were people who are serious about being funny.
It was absurd that the agency still used the first entertainment card to be sold as a tie instead of a deal, but the fans seemed to enjoy it separately.
'As long as you maintain your form, you can break through the airwaves even next time.'
Thinking that it was a passing line, I skimmed the current comments.
- What did I see (pictures of space sucked in)
- ???? kkkk??
- They must be crazy lol Oh gosh kkk
- The state of TeSTAR's first variety show...? (Attached)
When I clicked on the GIF file attached to the last reaction, a picture of a wild goose inhaling and emitting a laser* was played.
For reference, lasers were also emitted from the eyes.
In a sense... it can be said that they made a very intuitive prediction. I think Cha Eugene was just like that when the new branch was broken.
Big Se-jin, who got up and raised his head, smiled brightly as he read the comments.
Then, he touched the screen as he wanted to take a related video.
...This is a public tablet for sponsorship. Let's be patient.
As he put the screen in front of my nose, my eyes automatically checked the video.
In the meantime, the five-second advertisement naturally ended and what I saw came out.
A rustic opening that seemed to come out of animal entertainment in the 90s was parodied into TeSTAR.
What came out immediately after was... Park Moon-dae in puppy pajamas.
......I got it as a gift, so I wear it occasionally after I wash all my pajamas.
'...It's kind of weird on the screen.'
Regardless of my embarrassment, a voice I often hear in foreign documentary dubbing was heard in the video.
The screen shows Park Moon-dae in pajamas sitting on the sofa in the living room in a fast-forward manner.
There is no movement even if all kinds of people living in the neighborhood are busy coming and going.
Even when Cha Eugene and Big Se-jin approached, waved their hands, sat next to him, and turned on the TV, his posture remained the same.
'...Would you have answered all of that?'
He probably stayed still because he was exhausted, and barely had time to exercise and wash up in the middle of the night. The familiar smell of fabrication was very friendly.
What are you talking about again?
On the screen, Park Moon-dae suddenly stood up and disappeared into the kitchen.
And appeared with soda.
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Park Moon-dae first offered the plastic bottle to Ryu Chung-woo, who was passing by and was rejected.
'I was just asking if he was going to eat...?'
Do you even need to call it a failure? No, doesn't anyone with a brain does that gesture in the first place?
But regardless of my disturbed feelings, the narration eagerly put nonsense words.
Park Moon-dae on the screen trudged back to the living room with a plastic bottle, was greeted by Cha Eugene and Big Se-jin, and handed them the drink.
There was an edit of the highlight cut that seemed to have succeeded in hunting.
The video ended with Park Moon-dae's cut, who took back more than half of the empty soda and puts the entire plastic bottle in his mouth.
I'm speechless.
I was so busy that I couldn't shoot reality content, and now that the music video shoot is over, they were airing something like this.
Big Se-jin giggled again.
Yeah. Everyone laughs really well.
This was the top comment.
- Hahahahahahahahaha perfect
There were 4,000 'likes' on this.
There were a lot of comments below that made me laugh. Let's check some more.
- As expected, it's Moon Puppy, The Tibetan Fox who pushes officially is a heresy
- Everyone, Moon-dae has always been sincere about dogs, from eating shows to doll masks to pajamas. Let's be a fan who respects Moon-dae's choice.
- Are you crazy about the animal Kingdom BGM? lolol It looks like the puppy was excited and hunted for plastic bottles!!
- Yes, our Moon Puppy. Let's be a puppy forever 🤍
- The Tibetan foxes will not forget the tacit suppression of the broadcasting station. We'll be back again...
ㄴ hahahahahaha
The image work, which was intended to survive the survival, was distorted by the admiration of Park Moon-dae's image of being obsessed with dogs....
I think I can hear my 29-year-old self screaming.
'...Well, I guess people like it.'
A few days ago, I used a moving dog's ear at a fan signing event. It's about time the test taker gave up.
Big Se-jin laughed next to me and automatically played the next video.
There was a clear hint of the content in the title.
'INSSA.' [T/N: 'INSA' is a short term for insider. [In-ssa] 인싸
The content is a special feature of Big Se-jin, who gets along well with different people.
It is edited with a good proportion of humor and warmth.
He's making fun of me after getting a good one.
I handed the tablet to him and lay down on the bed.
You should spend your barely earned break more fruitfully, not waste it while looking at things like that.
What do you mean monitoring when you laughed at Park Moon-dae's video?
This guy doesn't even have a status window, but there's no way to know where his physical strength comes from. I'm certain he only slept for 3 hours yesterday.
Then, for some reason, I got support from my roommate.
Lee Se-jin, who was already lying down to sleep, said a word. It was obvious that he had endured it.
Big Se-jin stared at the person with the same name as him without answering, and then laughed.
Then, he pretended to shake his head when his eyes met me and left the room with a shrug.
'I think that's kind of upsetting, too.'
When the reality camera was running, it was obvious that he intentionally turned it over lightly so as not to fight.
'They don't seem to understand each other.'
It didn't seem quite right. Even if we change rooms later, I don't think it's okay to put those two together.
As soon as I thought so, I got a notification on my smartphone.
I sent a short reply and turned the phone off. And I started to sleep soundly.
By this time, he didn't know what would happen to TeSTAR's first variety show video.
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The insanely edited pre-release video was naturally popular in the entertainment community.
- Gosh it's so funny lol
- Wow lol I thought it was going to fail but as expected, they were the people who went through ICorp after all
- The comments that pretended to be worried about TeSTAR appearing are all gone
- The fans must be happy. It's already so funny lolol
- Oh my gosh, it's been a while since a full-fledged fishing broadcast like this. ㅠㅠ It's so nice to see you guys. You're so cute. I'll watch it live!
ㄴ It's so obvious you're a fan~
ㄴ? Why is this person like this?;;
ㄴ Ignore them, Jung Byung-im
In addition to the reversal of the entertainment show that was expected to fail, it was natural that the hottest audition-turned-idol appeared recently.
In addition, the video itself was so funny.
Thanks to this, it went viral even if it was not an entertainment community or SNS.
The bird banners drawn by the development birds and the videos filled with the keyword Prank attracted terrifying aggression and increased the number of views.
Besides, it wasn't long before it was chosen.
- lol Is there anyone who came in after searching?
It was the choice of the famous 'WeTube algorithm'.
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