Zane: I have this headache that comes and goes...

Laurence: *walks in*

Zane: There it is again.

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Dante: Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Travis: It all makes sense now-

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Laurence: Garroth... What time is it?

Garroth: I'm not sure. Pass me that guitar.

Laurence: Okay, but why-

Garroth: *aggressive shredding*

Zane: *from the basement* WHO TF IS PLAYING GUITAR AT 2AM-

Garroth: It's 2 AM.

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Laurence: *knocks on Garroth's bedroom door*

Garroth: *opens the door*

Laurence: Hey.

Garroth: Hey.

Laurence: I can't sleep.

Garroth: I can.

Laurence:

Garroth: Good night. *closes door*

Laurence: I just wanted to cuddle, man-

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Garroth: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.

Zane: But-

Laurence: *covers Zane's mouth* S i l e n c e .

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Zane: It's impossible to tell if you're in the middle of your life...

Zane: So I've decided I'm going through an ongoing crisis.

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Laurence: I like your shirt.

Garroth: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Laurence: I want it 100% off.

Garroth: Stores can't give out free stuff.

Laurence: That's not what I-

Garroth: That's an awful way to run a business, Laurence.

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Dante: I have to pee, but I'm too lazy to get up...

Travis: Looks like urine trouble.

Dante:

Travis:

Dante: *cries*

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Garroth: *to Aphmau* We're so in love that we can even finish eachothers-

Laurence: Sentences.

Garroth: Laur, please dont interrupt me, it's very rude-

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Aphmau: All odd numbers have an 'E' in them...

Katelyn: Aphmau, go to sleep... It's 3AM.

Aphmau: T-h-r-E-E

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Vylad: *staying the night at Garroth, Laurence, and Zane's house* If you're a farmer and your job is to take care of chickens, you're a chicken tender...

Zane: Vylad, shut up...

Garroth: What the fu-

Laurence: *looks like hes seen a ghost*

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Laurence: What's for lunch?

Zane: Food.

Laurence: No, like, what are you having?

Zane: An unwanted conversation.

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Zane: I'm going to work.

Garroth: Have a good day!

Zane: Dont tell me what to do.

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Zane: I have an idea!

Aphmau: No murder allowed.

Zane: I no longer have an idea.

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Garroth: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth..?

Zane: You're a hazard to society.

Laurence: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Zane: Explain to me why I'm picking you up from the top of a mountain because your car is wrecked?

Garroth: We were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said, "Laurence, deer!"

Zane: Okay, and?

Garroth: Laurence...

Laurence:

Laurence: I said, "Yes, honey?"

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Garroth: Hi, I'm Garroth! You are..?

Laurence: Not as straight as I thought I was.

Garroth: Wha-

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Laurence: Why do you watch so many movies about murder?

Zane: In case you break Garroth's heart.

Laurence: I-

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Garroth: You're my brightest star.

Laurence: You're my whole WORLD.

Garroth: You're my whole UNIVERSE.

Laurence: You're my whole EVERYTHING.

Zane: Would you two stop fighting and let me read in PEACE?!

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Aphmau: Zane, why are you smiling so much?

Zane: What? I cant smile just because I want to?

Garroth: *cradling Laurence in his arms* Laurence fell down the stairs this morning-

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Laurence: Ow!

Garroth: What happened?

Laurence: I just stubbed my toe on the coffee table... I'll go get some ice.

Garroth: *once Laurence leaves, turns to the table* Listen here, you little-

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Zianna: Laurence, would you like to stay for dinner?

Laurence: I'd love to, Mrs. Ro'Meave.

Zianna:

Zianna: Would you like to stay forever-

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Garrence: *about to kiss*

Garroth: Are you nervous..?

Laurence: Yeah...

Garroth: Is this your first time..?

Laurence: No, I've been nervous many times-

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Garroth: What's your name?

Laurence: My name is Laurence.

Garroth: That's a nice name.

Laurence: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

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*during When Angel's Fall*

Dante and Laurence: *watching the news*

Dante: Gee, I hope all of our friends who I cherish and care for equally are okay...

Laurence: *shaking the TV screen* IS GARROTH OKAY?!-

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Laurence: Gar, you're like an angel with no wings.

Garroth: So, like... A person?

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Random person: *points at Zane's dark outfit* Who's funeral is it today?

Zane: *looks around the room* Haven't decided yet.

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Laurence: How would you like your coffee?

Garroth: As dark as my soul...

Laurence: So... A vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar?

Garroth: Y e s

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Garroth: *walks up to chalkboard.

Garroth: *picks up chalk and begins writing*

Chalkboard: 'Benefits of dating me'

Laurence: *leans forward in his seat with interest*

Garroth: *continues writing*

Chalkboard: '-You'd be dating me'

Garroth: *puts down chalk, turns around and bows*

Laurence: *clapping* Bravo!

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Garroth: *his voice deep and raspy* So, I heard you like bad boys..

Laurence: Um, not really...

Garroth: *normal voice* Thank Irene-

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Laurence: I don't have a crush on Garroth! Hes just someone I find pleasing to the eye, and really sweet, and, like, when he's not here it ruins my day-

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Garroth: Laurence, I made you this bracelet!

Laurence: Thanks Gar... I'm not really much of a jewelry person...

Garroth: Oh... That's okay! I can take it back-

Laurence: What? No. I'm gonna wear it forever...

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Laurence: Who the fu-

Garroth: Language.

Laurence: Whom the fu-

Garroth: No-

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Aphmau: I hate you with every inch of my body!

Ein: That's not a lot of inches...

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Laurence: Hey Garroth, how are you so buff?

Garroth: *flexing* I played a lot of Wii Sports-

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Doctor: Laurence, you lost a lot of blood in the accident... What's you blood type?

Laurence: Uh... Tall, blue eyes, blonde, tan-

Doctor: I said blood type.

Laurence: Oh... Um.... red..?

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Aphmau: What's it like living with Garroth and Laurence?

Zane: Okay... imagine living in a world with absolutely no PDA..

Aphmau: That's kinda sad-

Zane: Now WHACK that thought right out the window.

Aphmau: Aww-

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Aaron: Never have I ever, kissed Garroth.

Everyone except Aphmau, KC, and Laurence: *raises hands*

Everyone: *looks at Laurence*

Laurence: What...?

Garroth: We were supposed to keep this a secret-

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Zane: I do what I want!

Garroth: I'm calling mommy.

Zane: Wait, no-