《Queen Crack》Diqi
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Diqi forever >:D
-¿Por que estamos en el hospital?- pregunto John adolorido pues acababa de despertar- ¿Qué me pasó ?-
-Pues estabas en la sala mientras cantabas Live let Die a todo pulmón ....y ...emmmmm....este...UN OVNI SALIO DE LA NADA Y TE GOLPEO LA CABEZA :D- contesto Roger mientras simulaba una sonrisa nerviosa, en realidad Roger le habīa lanzado un zapato por accidente mientras discutía con Brian sobre su canción de carros :v-
-Ahhh esta bien- dijo John mientras se sobaba la cabeza
-si bueno, ¿me ayudas a contestar el formulario medico ?-
-Si, claro-
-mmmmm a ver -Roger tomo el formulario y una pluma - Nombre completo...Mmmmmm John Richard Deacon, edad ...ehhhhh ...20?-
-22- dijo John poniendo los ojos en blanco-
-Si si , a ver, sexo...a que se refiere con sexo...Posicion o preferencia..ohhh cada cuanto tienes sexo con Freddie-
-ES MASCULINO IMBECIL-
-Ahhhhhh ya entendí jajajajaja- Roger se rasco la cabeza- continuemos entonces mmmmm tamaño...¿tamaño?.... ehhh John-
-1.80-
-¡SANTA MADRE MIA WILLI!....con razón Freddie luego no se puede sentar- susurro esto último-
-¿Que dices Roger?-
-No nada....apodo.......esta si me la se, Deacky-
-Mejor pon Diqi-
#AlfredaYaNoDaRisa :'v
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