《three idiots》few quotie woties pt 3😍🌈⭐️
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Elliott and mickey, texting alex: *sends a voice message*
Alex, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Elliott: No don't worry, just listen later.
*later*
Alex:*presses play*
Mickey on the voice message: THERE IS A FIRE- *Elliott, screaming in the backround*
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Elliott: you are using emojis like a straight person..
Mickey: that is literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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Alex, walking into his house: hello, people who do not live here..
Elliott: hey!
Mickey: yo
Kacey: hi
Alex: I gave you guys a key for emergencies only!!
Mickey: we were out of Doritos..
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Alex: why is it that I always lose things whenever I need them..
Elliott: actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Alex: ok thanks babe, but WHERES THE FUCKING FIRSTAID KIT?!!?!?!
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Mickey: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they are all just posers.
Alex: Mickey, for the last time this is a funeral-
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