《three idiots》first few quotie woties 😍🌈⭐️
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Elliott: you were stabbed, do you remember anything? *is serious*
Mickey: only the ambulance to the hospital.
Eliott: that wasn't an ambulance, I drove you..
Mickey: but I heard a siren..
Elliott: that was alex.
Alex: sorry..I got nervous
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*hiding from Michael using walkietalkies*
Mickey: who else is in the laundry baskets?...anyone? Elliott where are you?
Elliott : I'm in the closet
Alex: we accept you isaac
Elliott: no I'm literally in the closet..
Alex: love is love
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Alex: I left instructions for everyone whilst I'm gone
Mickey:*has normal instructions*
Elliott : mine just says 'Elliott no'
Alex: and I want you to apply that to every possible situation
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Elliott: here you go mickey a nice cup of hot coffee :>
Mickey: this is very cold..
Elliott: a nice cup of coffee.
Mickey: it tastes terrible..
Elliott: a cup of coffee..
Mickey: is this even coffee?
Elliott: C U P
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Elliott: I'm bored.
Mickey: wanna commit first degree murder?
Elliott: sure!
Michael, hearing them: no-..stop, don't do that! Put the knife down! No, put Alex down-
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Alex: we all have our demons.
Alex grabs Elliott and mickey: these ones are mine
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Alex: what are you guys doing?
Elliott : like in life or in general-?
Mickey: not much how about you?
Alex: I dunno, I'm bored playing AC
Mickey: assassins creed?
Alex: animals creed
Elliott : assassins crossing
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Elliott: don't worry, I have a few knifes up my sleeve.
Alex: I think you mean cards....
Mickey: they did not.
Elliott pulling knives out of his sleeves: I did not.
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