《little wickers》back bitches pt2
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"Guys, you need to bring your pyjamas in on Friday."
"Are we having a sleepover? Can i be little spoon?"
"Sir if we're having a sleepover, Mitchell and Amber need to have their own room"
"shut up wheelies"
"uh- wha- no we are learning swimming safety."
"Why? we live in Watford, we ain't gonna drown in a flood."
"Yeah well, you're not. That's one of the advantages of living in a caravan. If there is a flood you can just move to higher ground."
"Well at least i don't look like an Amish rent boy."
Alfie scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Whatever"
Then me and Mitch pretend to suck a dick to mock alfie
"Look we're learning swimming safety so we can all enter the swimming gala"
"But we never do the gala"
"Well we do now! And we are going to wipe that smug look off Pickwell's fave and in doing so win me a cash bet...
And you know what that means...
Group trip to Nandos on me!"
We all cheered
"All we have to do is beat Pickwell in one thing and i reckon we've got a chance this year because there is a new event: Synchronised diving"
"Oh shit we're screwed"
"Don't lose hope amber. It's someone's opportunity to become the next Tom Daley" Alfie said glancing at Stephen.
"Fierce! count me in! I'll be like Usher with gills. Hashtag work!" Stephen says despite being the only one wanting to take part.
"Great! I knew i could count on you stephen. Now we're going to need to pick a partner..."
Me and Mitchell started pointing at Remdogg just to take the piss.
"Unless anyone wants to volunteer themselves"
Alfie says while looking around the class.
I turned to Mitchell and Remmy, "I bet 10 quid no-one volunteers and we end up losing this gala."
"Bet 20 Alf is gonna have to dive instead."
We started laughing quietly amongst ourselves.
Then Mitchell spoke up, "I'll do it for a beer at nando's."
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"DEAL!"
"wait mitch really? didn't know you could do this stuff.."
"Babes don't worry i cant.. i just want a free beer."
He gave me a wide smile and chuckled. I rolled my eyes and smiled widely after.
Suddenly Alfie started talking about his sad love life with Miss Gulliver and i don't think there's anything worse than listening to my virgin brother talking about love.. soo i started carving lil doodles into the desk with a compass.
"Oi amber why you ruining my desk?"
Mitch whispered.
"OUR desk thank you and cos i'm bored.."
He looked over at my lil doodle and then gave me a smol peck on my temple. He giggled a tiny bit and i giggled back.
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It was break and Mitchell, Remdogg and I all went to the bins to have a chat.
"So Mitch... mate.. you're actually gonna dive?"
"C'mon remmy... all i gotta do is jump but make it look sick! sounds proper easy.."
"Amber tell him he's gonna get a concussion!"
"Mitchell... Babes... You're gonna get a concussion."
Remdogg started laughing his head off at Mitchell.
Mitch then sat on rem and had him in a headlock, while they were both still laughing.
"I have to go talk to Andre so don't miss me too much love birds."
Remmy said as he wheeled away while making kissy faces at us.
Then Mitchell turned to me and wrapped his arms around me while staring into my eyes.
"You really think i'm gonna get a concussion?"
"Mitch we're just messing around. You'll do great, I know you will!"
He smiled and walked me backwards til my back was against the wall. Then Mitchell started places kisses all over my face and just before kissing my lips he stared me in the eyes. Without any words, I just felt loved by this man.
Then he leaned in closely, and i closed my eyes and before i knew it his soft lips were pressed against mine and I just melt into him.
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He pulled away and then we heard...
"OH EM GEE! AMBER GETTING SOME!!! YES GIRL!"
It was Chantelle and Stephen was trying to pull her away from watching.
"Chantelle stop perving on the love birds. By the way that was totes cute but LETS GO CHANTELLE!"
They walked off then we heard the bell signaling time for the next lesson. Fucking hell we have swimming safety..
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Class K walked into the swimming pool, while Mitchell and I hand our hands intertwined walking together.
"Sir why haven't you dealt with that bowl yet?"
Stephen commented on Alfie's minging hair do
"Right, for the last time it's not a bowl, it's a man bob."
"Not Gigi"
"And the reason i haven't been able to deal with it cos i've been too busy picking up the pieces of my broken heart."
I let a accidental laugh and immediately covered my mouth while alf whipped his man bob around giving a not very intimidating death stare.
"Miss Gulliver is not biggie sir. Every girl has a minge binge."
"Huhuh minge"
I laughed at Mitchell's immaturity and lightly smacked his arm. he looked at my and laughed again.
"Maybe the reason they become lesbian after they've got with me, is because they know it'll never get any better!"
I quietly muttered under my breath," doubt that but okay.."
Mitchell heard me thought and looked at me and laughed.
"You're too much sometimes amber. but that's why we're together huhuh"
He gave my hand a little squeeze.
We all walked to the changing rooms and the girls and guys parted ways. Chantelle was strolling around naked since she sleeps naked and me being the genius i am... didn't bring anything.
10/10 intelligence here amber...
I stepped out the changing room to see alfie waiting.
"Amber get changed! We have to win this gala!"
"Alf i don't have anything to wear!"
And as soon as i said that, Mitch came out of the guys changing room.
"Oh amber you can wear my shirt if you want."
He went back into the changing room and came back out with his other shirt.
He handed it to me with a smile.
"Oh um you meant your OTHER shirt okay.."
I definitely wasn't expecting you to take yours off...
Alfie looked at me quite disgusted and Mitch just looked smug.
I went back into the changing room and Chantelle saw me holding mitchell's shirt.
"UM BABES IS THAT MITCHELLS?"
"yeah.. why?"
She looked so excited... for some reason?
"You guys are so cute... wait does that mean he's shirtless?"
I laughed and explained to her.
"Ohh well babes i wanna get alfie's shirt now so be right back!"
I laughed at her as she left and then got changed into his shirt.
It was hugeee on me but I look cute so..
It smells like him too.. Might have to steal this t-shirt from him.
I stepped out of the changing room in nothing but his shirt and my undies.
I looked over to chantelle who was wearing my brothers shirt. Probably smells like used socks and gone off milk. Mitchell's t-shirt on the other hand smelt like heaven.
I made eye contact with mitch who kept looking me up and down. Then he realised i was looking at him and got embarrassed. His ears went a bright pink.
He walked over to me and pulled me into a hug.
"You look so cute in my shirt."
He said quietly to me and planted a gentle kiss on my forehead.
I could just stay in his arms forever..
"uM lovebirds hate to interrupt but let's go to the pool now."
We all started walking to the pool and as everyone left, Mitchell back hugged me.
He placed very gentle kisses all along my shoulder.
"How lucky am i to have you?"
"Not very."
I said and poked my tongue out.
He sighed and shook his head and we waddled to the pool with him still back hugging me.
We all sat down on the side of the pool and Mitchell pulled me into his lap.
Alfie was blabbering on about how he wants to win this gala and all that while mitch and I chat to eachother about.. god knows.
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