《The Sun & Moon (FNAF)》New Era, New idiots
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So after 15 years the robotics team has changed of course. These members are better than before and always want to keep the animatronics in top shape, (cause they get more money and less complaints, from other staff and paintrents.) But there's a slight problem...they take all potential situations into account.... which is very good. But one situation they took into account was 'what if' the children partying fails they'll need something new to go off. Maybe something for the adults to enjoy. But thank goodness that didn't happen...but that 'what if' instalment is still there but no worries it's in cased.
So, I need to give the animatronics a *hic* check up after the grand re-opening because there *hic* wasn't much time to check them before *hic* they went out.
"Are you intoxicated? Are you sure you can work on us? We can report that it can be rescheduled to your preference?" Says a blurry blue and white circle.
"I'm f-fiiiine~ Just a little tipsy a coworker of mine but an alcoholic drink in the coffee, but I'm...I'm...I'm aware enough to give you all a check up." I reassure the concerned circle. I eventually checked him for different joint testing, checking wiring and flipping back panel switches.
"E̵ͫ͘e̷͗͘e̶͞ą̨HHh̚͘c͏̵͜e͋e͡͏KK!̴̈....what did you do?"
"Just part of...O-of the processsssssss~...NEXT!!"
I continue with all animatronics finding it weird that they all have a key switch that's not the designated security kill switch in case of emergencies. So for some reason I us the key to turn activate it..it didn't seem to do anything so I finish up.
"Y-you're all good take care of yourselfssss and..stuff oh I remember Seun, Meon your rooms are still in the daycare but we fixed them up and gave moon back the cloud tower right on the other side so say hi!....to...those two legged little demons since you still have some of those child features...BYEEEEE!!"
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"...We really should have sent them home...I hope they're taking a taxi" I say, nudging Sun with my elbow. He's sigh's and shakes his head. "Yeah. Let's just go already"
"Hm..." He seemed more energetic during the performance, after that note he's been less..on the Sun I'm used too. I guess I am pretty different too? Monty was just saying how it's like me and Sun have switched personalities. I don't remember much about my original programing but it's clear Sun has changed.I guess we both have to get used to this.
Sun and I walked throughout the Mall to get used to it again but eventually we're at the Daycare's doors right before we walk in and Sun grabs my hand.
"What is it?"
"We'll have to crawl thru the slide and around the ball pit, it's nap time opening the door would be too much of a distraction"
I check the clock and yes, it's just 4:10. They just layed the children down a couple minutes ago. But that was before we heard loud screaming. We both rush in and see...chaos. Sun takes charge.
"Hello new friends, may I ask what is going on here?"
The human attendant looks at Sun in disgust. "The...ugh they seriously put you guys back together? I'm sorry but I think it's better for humans to take care of human children heh"
Before I could react, Sun held out an envelope to the attendant. "What?"
To Current Daycare attendants
If any staff attending the daycare are to keep Sun & Moon from performing their second duty they will be given a warning after 3 that the worker is to be removed. Sun & Moon have the latest knowledge of all child friendly situations. When they are in the Daycare having no other duties or needing to charge their batteries. They take lead again, but that does not give the other attendants leeway, you assist them till further notice.
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Sincerely Fazbear Co.
Sun smiles smugly as the attendants all look at the paper that wasn't only stamped but signed by The Fazbear corporation.
".. Fine, what do you need us to do?"
"I need you to help me clean up! And Moon and the other's can handle the children to calm them down for nap time we're so late!" Sun rushes to clean up the toys at the other, clean off the tables and help me collect the children.
"Come on naughty children, you shouldn't still be in the play structure at this time."
"AH! hahahaha, who are you mister?"
A little boy asked, he seems around 5 years old. "You can just call me Moon. I'll be around here a lot."
"*Yawn* that's cool!"
I chuckle as I pick up the sleepy child. "Hey I'm not tired!!"
"Uh huh, sure you aren't"
I see Sun zoom past me. "Clean up! Clean up! Oh what a mess!..... There we go! All cleaned up!" Well that didn't seem to change.
After they were done I laid all the children down. I realized my battery was getting low. "Hey Sun, what's your battery pack at?"
"...uh 30%! Wow already?"
"Well we didn't start the show on full battery."
"Point taken, See ya later Moony" He walks towards me then pause...then just pats my shoulder and jumps up to his tower.
"....See yeah..." I walk back to my room too.
I start to change out of my performance attire when I hear someone climb though my entrance. I turn around slowly and only have taken off the shirt to see a panicked Sun in half his daycare attire still have his sun pattern pants instead of the stripes.
"Sunn-" he cuts me off
"Something wrong...something's different." I get a little worried. "What do you mean Sunny? Do you need parts and service?"
"I-i don't know!! There's two!! But one is just like a hold, and the other looks like a tentacle!!? But then it went back in!! I think I know what they are but WHY DO I FUCKING HAVE THEM!??" I'm completely lost at this point and shocked that the Sun actually swore.
"Sunny...calm down, I may be your friend but you haven't told me what happened?" He throws his arms up in frustration.
"OH MY-...it looks like-" He runs his hands down his face and keeps it over his mouth. "It looks like I have genitals....both...not just one!" I pause and look at Sun like he's grown 3 heads. "What? That...no. No, we didn't have that before."
"You don't think I fucking know that!! Is it just me??!! It can't be." I put my hands up in confusion. "I don't know, give me a second turn around." He does so waiting hoping it's not just him with this new 'up grade'.
I look in my pants and see nothing at first, then I put my hand down where I can just see a metal panel, but then I touch it and ....three limp looking tentacle things come out...if it wasn't nap time I would have screamed. Eventually it drags itself back in and across my sensor it flashed 'was not in use retracted' ...."what the hell did they do to us?"
"YOU HAVE THE HOLE TOO!!" I shake my head still wrapping my head around the situation. "No...but I do see the testicles...well I have multiple 3 to be exact."
*Warning Battery at 5%*
"We need to talk about this later. I'm about to shut down."
"Yes I know mine is 3%.....this is fucking ridiculous why'd they design me as a hermaphrodite!?" Sun says as he uses the cable to go to the other side of the Daycare.
.....
"Why do I want to see it?" Was my last thought before powering off.
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