《The World Of Salad Fingers (Finished)》5
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You decided to head back into the kitchen. You looked into the pan of what it was cooking and saw a broken branch, sand and.. Uhm.. some sort of meat? Like a bug but much bigger. It stunk like a skunk. You walked to the table and sat in the chair, hopping to see The creature who's house this belonged to.
Awhile passed until you heard a door open, then shut. Footsteps entered the kitchen. "Oh, hello! It seems you have awoken all so early." You nervously smiled and nodded, just once. "I am cooking up dish, and oh, doesn't it smell delightful?" He asked. You where confused since he doesn't have a nose, but you nodded once more. He fiddled his fingers and walked to the pan. He slid the food onto a plate, then cheerfully walked back to you, setting the plate down.
Doesn't look like any kind of waffles to me...
You thought to yourself. Beside it was the same rusty spoon from the night before. "Here's your waffles, (Y/N)." He said slowly. A chill went down your spine. "O-Oh, I have yet to introduce myself! How rude of I!" You stared up at him. "I'm, Uhm... I'm....." He thought to himself. He looked down at his fingers. "Uhm.. You ought to.. to call me salad fingers.." He said. He put his hand back down and looked back up at you, cross eyed.
Salad fingers? What a strange name.. salad is gross, and where'd he get the Fingers part from? Maybe he really likes chicken fingers and salad? "erm.." you quietly said. You looked back down at the food. It made you sick. You picked up the spoon and separated the sand from the meat. "Oh! That must be majory!" Salad Fingers exclaimed, turning to the door. I didn't hear anything... he walked to the door with his arms infront of him, reminding you for a dinosaur.
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"There's no way I'm eating this.." you muttered. Once he was gone, you quickly slid the food under the table, and set the plate back onto the table. Salad fingers walked back into the room, chatting with a purple finger puppet on his long finger. Well, it had a face, and red hair. "This is the new guest I've been telling you about through phone, M-Marjory. This is (Y/N)." You, super confused, raised a hand and waved. "H...hello." You said.
You quickly looked up to see salad fingers pupils tiny and filled with fear as he stared at you in shock. "um......" you nervously said. "Are-Are you alright?" He walked backwards, ran out of the room. You quickly stood up. "Salad fingers??"
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