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Y'all
I'm in a hospital
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Last time I checked, you weren't a doctor
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Don't joke, Jeongin!!
Omg what happened?
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He's probably getting treated for falling from the heaven because he's an angel
I bet it was way too high a fall
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Guys wth
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Minho, what happened?
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*Prepared because something stupid is coming*
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No nothing is stupid in this, Seungmin
And I got hit by a car
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.......
Are you okay?
Minho:
Ah yes, wrapped up in bandages?
Living my best life
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OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU KEEPING UP OMG OMG OMG-
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In which hospital are you? :(
I need to see you :((
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Yes, we're coming
All of us
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Lemme just ask my mom real quick
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I'm getting my car out, meet y'all in 5
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Chan you don't even know which hospital yet where tf are you even going
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Oh right
Which hospital?
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The one next to our school
Two blocks away
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"WHERE IS MINHO? WHERE IS HE?" Jisung dramatically yelled in the hospital's reception, accompanied by Hyunjin, who yelled as well, "TELL US WHERE HE IS OR I'LL SET THIS HOSPITAL ON FIRE!"
"I don't know them," Seungmin distanced himself from the group.
As Changbin was attempting to quiet down the two, Felix and Jeongin were worriedly gazing around, and Chan walked up to the receptionist and asked her for Minho's whereabouts. Once he knew, he proclaimed, "Guys, second floor, room number 216!"
And as loud footsteps were heard all through the building, the boys reached the desired number and practically broke through the door in a jiffy.
"Ah, too loud," Minho flinched.
"What happened? Are you okay?" Chan asked, concerned.
"Tell us! My heartbeat literally left me when I came to know about this!" Hyunjin dragged.
"Bro, that's supposed to be my line," Jisung pouted.
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"You're late."
Jisung sighed in disappointment.
"How did this happen?" Seungmin spoke up.
"Well, I was crossing the road..." Minho sighed, "I looked both ways before crossing the road."
Changbin interrupted, "Then how-"
"I looked both radiant and handsome. Too bad I got hit by a car."
Silence.
That's when Jeongin burst out laughing.
"Mate, he still is hospitalised. Don't laugh," Felix murmured to Jeongin, who couldn't stop laughing.
"You landed up here because of THAT?" Jisung thundered.
"I get him. I would've done the same," Hyunjin calmly remarked.
"Are we trying to normalize not being alert while crossing the road?" Changbin skeptically asked.
Hyunjin pursed his lips, "Okay, now you're totally twisting my words."
"I said what you said!"
"I think he has a hearing problem."
"I HAVE A WHAT?" Changbin yelled.
"Guys, calm down," Chan tried.
"See? You didn't hear me. YOU HAVE A FUCKING HEARING PROBLEM!" Hyunjin yelled back at Changbin.
"SHUT UP! My foot is bandaged and it wouldn't like to be disturbed by two morons yelling like madmen," Minho intervened.
"WE'RE WHAT?" Hyunjin and Changbin shot together.
"M-O-R-O-N-S," Minho spelled it out.
"If you weren't wrapped up in bandages, I would've strangled you," Changbin boasted.
"You couldn't get a better opportunity to strangle me," Minho remarked, "I literally have no will to live."
"I keep forgetting why I'm friends with you guys," Chan sighed.
"That's because you're old and have dementia," Jeongin giggled.
Chan sighed for the umpteenth time.
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