Would you please give me a moment before I reply??? X

What?? Why?

I need Pansy to tell me how I feel about this !!!

MAKE HER SAY ITS OKAY, BABE!!!!!

I WILL MAKE A VERY COMPELLING CASE <3

Draco grinned to himself as he excited SnapChat and pulled up FaceTime, he scrolled down all his contacts until landing on Pansy's name.

"Hello darling!" She exclaimed, the phone ringing exactly once before she picked up.

"Where are you?" He asked.

"Um," her eyes flickered around the screen for a while before whispering, "I'm actually in the library, Granger wanted me to help her study for the DADA exam andddd she left to get some books and then you called like a beautiful blonde, gay angel who's obviously going to save me from work-"

"Don't make me hang up on you."

"No Drakey okay I'm sorry, what the fuck did you want?"

Draco laughed at the nickname, "Did you see what Har put on SnapChat?"

She hummed, "Noooo, was it a nude-y?"

"Pansy dear, you seem far too intrigued in the answer for that, do I have to be worried?" He teased, pulling a fake stern face which made her cackle loudly.

"Who are you talking to?" A muffled voice outside of the camera asked. It appeared Hermione was back.

The Slytherin girl angled the camera to a random book shelf, Draco heard Hermione scolding Pansy for talking loudly on the phone in a library and he had to hide his laugher.

Pansy's face came back into view and said, "Sorry baby, got to go! Give a kiss to Blaise for me, I'll text you!" She blew a kiss at the camera and hung up.

It was then that Draco spotted the Italian boy lounging in the chair at his desk and he very nearly jumped in the air from shock.

"What the fuck, how long have you been here?"

He couldn't see Blaise but he could practically hear the eye roll in his voice when he said "My presence is so taken for granted with you."

I JUST LOOKED AT POTTER'S SNAPCHAT!!!

ARE YOU OKAY???

ARE YOU FUCKING B R E A T H I N G??

BECAUSE IM FUCKING NOT, HOT DAMN!!!!

I was literally hyperventilating.

Breathe, Pans. B r e a t h e.

Yes yes okay.

You have your best friends/wife/mothers consent to go out for a date night with your own BOYFRIEND!!!!!

WHY MUST YOU EVEN ASK ME, YOUVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR LIKE 5 MONTHS???!

... I panicked.

LUV YOU BYE!!!!!

Absolute twat.

LOVE YOU TOO, BE SAFE, USE PROTECTION!!! Xoxo

DracoMalfoyy: "If you wear my glasses, I'll kiss your neck and it'll make a fantastic picture." - Harry Potter, 2019.

HarryPotter: Don't expose me like that.

HarryPotter: But was I wrong???

HarryPotter: Lovie yew baby!!!! Xxxxxx

DracoMalfoyy: Lovie you too! <333 @HarryPotter

RonW: What happened to Harry wearing a suit????

HarryPotter: We went to Burger King instead @RonW

PansiePark: You tramp @DracoMalfoyy

DracoMalfoyy: I know right ^

BlaizeZabi: Does this count as porn??

HermioneJean: I don't think so @BlaizeZabi

BlaizeZabi: Doesn't matter, I'm reporting it for porn.

HarryPotter: I - ?? ^

HarryPotter: Yeah you know what, knock yourself out @BlaizeZabi