《Drarry Instagram // Eighth Year》T•W•E•N•T•Y•S•I•X
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So YOU'RE the one who took my glasses!!
Sorry Harry, but they match my outfit.
When are you people going to realise that they aren't an accessory and I genuinely need them to see????
:)
It's a process darling, this doesn't just happen naturally.
;)
Leave her alone, bitch, she looks fabulous.
-_-
I don't know shit about arcades but Granger told me they've got sweets and games so go off.
That's the spirit??
I just wanna feel the wind from the air hockey table blow in my face.
Har, what the fuck?
You don't know now babe, but you will.
Dun dun dun!
I've seen enough movies to know that my boyfriend should try and win me a stuffed animal, that's all I'm saying.
Of course. It'll be black and say 'fuck off' when you squeeze it's stomach.
... you really know how to treat a girl right xoxo
@HarryPotter take notes ^
Of course. It'll be bright pink and spew rainbows out of its arse.
That's literally all I've ever wanted in life.
@RonW ahem...
Um... I'll get you a bag of pick and mix???
Oh I love you.
HarryPotter: He doesn't quite understand the 'wind blowing in the face' but he's still fucking gorgeous!! Xxx
DracoMalfoyy: Awh, lovie yew <33
PansiePark: Your hair gives me CHILLS <3 @DracoMalfoyy
HarryPotter: Right back at ya! ;) @DracoMalfoyy
BlaizeZabi: I would just like to point out, if Draco is sitting on an AIR HOCKEY TABLE then surely the AIR from the TABLE is going up his arse??
BlaizeZabi: And I'm asking the real questions here so I just wanna know if it feels good or bad??
RonW: Way to make it weird ^
DracoMalfoyy: What Ron said @BlaizeZabi
BlaizeZabi: Sheesh... haters.
DracoMalfoyy: It's not pink and it doesn't spew rainbows but I love it anyway <3
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PansiePark: How disgustingly pure.
HermioneJean: What's it's name???
HarryPotter: Well I wanted to call it Bruce but Draco doesn't understand that reference @HermioneJean
RonW: I can't be the only one who thinks it looks like a fin is coming out of your head mate...
BlaizeZabi: HAHAHHA ^ ohmygod what did that shark DO TO YOU, HARRY??!!
RonW: One of us, one of us...
HarryPotter: Shhhh @BlaizeZabi @RonW
DracoMalfoyy: Well that's one way to ruin my post ^^^
BlaizeZabi: Yeah, I like arcades.
PansiePark: LOOK AT MY BOY!!!!!
PansiePark: I took this pic btw sooo I'll take my credit whenever you've got the time.
PansiePark: BUT JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HIM!!!
HarryPotter: I wanna floof the hair.
BlaizeZabi: Who doesn't?? ^
HermioneJean: Waiting for the boys to get out of the arcadeeeee alreadyyyy...
HarryPotter: No I'm pretty sure we live here now.
RonW: Gorgeous, Mione!!
HermioneJean: Love you xxx @RonW
PansiePark: STUNNING BITCH!!!
HermioneJean: Thank you girlie @PansiePark
PansiePark: We've lost the boys.
BlaizeZabi: Well to be fair babe... what did you expect???
BlaizeZabi: But damn u fineeee!!
PansiePark: <3 @BlaizeZabi
DracoMalfoyy: The eyebrows. The hair. The eyeliner.
DracoMalfoyy: Perfection.
DracoMalfoyy: I feel like I should bow down to you.
PansiePark: Forever loving youuu xoxo @DracoMalfoyy
HarryPotter: Are they holes in your top???
PansiePark: It's called,,, vintage @HarryPotter
HarryPotter: Oh I thought it was called moth balls.
PansiePark: Please get off my page ^
HarryPotter: :)
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