《fundywastaken oneshots》Taste of his Cherry Chapstick
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Fundy, Wilbur, Schlatt, Quackity, and I went to the bar. Schlatt had invited us saying he thought we were all to uptight and needed to take a break or something. I don't know. I don't usually drink so I guess that made me the designated driver. That wasn't the problem, the problem was that Quackity ended up taking off somewhere, Wilbur and Schlatt are drunkenly singing karaoke, and I don't know where the fuck Fundy is. I groaned and decided to just sit in the corner playing a game on my phone.
"Hey~ Dreamie." I looked up and saw George leaning over the table.
"Hey George. I didn't know you were here."
"What're you doin' alone 'ike this?" His words were slurring together. Is he drunk?
"I'm waiting for Wilbur and Schlatt to calm down so I could bring them back to their homes."
"Tha's kinda boring." I shrugged. "C'mon you need a drink."
"No thanks, I gotta make sure they dont get kicked out." He rolled his eyes and mumbled something I couldnt hear before sitting down next to me. We talked for a bit.
Occasionally he'd put his hand on my thigh or try grabbing my hand. I asked him to stop but he didn't.
"George, you're drunk, stop."
"I'm not tha' drunk. C'mon Dreamie."
"I'm leaving." I got up and walked to the steps up to the stage. Schlatt saw me and walked over. "I'll be outside. Please hurry and finish."
"Yeah yeah, you're no fun. We'll be out in a bit I guess." I nodded and walked out to my car. I looked over the city and sighed. I hate this stupid city. Nothing good ever comes out of it.
Ther was a knock and I looked over. Fundy opened the door and basically fell into the seat. I helped him sit back up and laughed a bit. "You okay?"
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"Yeah I'm fine. What're you doing out here?"
"Just needed to get out of there." He nodded understanding. "What're you doing out here?"
"Saw you walking out." I nodded and we fell into silence. Not uncomfortable but not comfortable. "Hey. I got this new chapstick like a week ago, forgot it was in my pocket." He pulled it out of his jacket pocket and looked at it. "Cherry flavor? Wanna try?" I shrugged and he pulled off the cap. He slid it across my bottom lip and grabbed my shirt. He pulled me into a kiss and smiled as we pulled apart.
"I like that one. Doesn't really taste like cherry though." I looked at him shocked. Did he just...What the fuck. I looked at him as he messed with the chapstick. He looked back at me and smiled innocently. I blushed.
"You wanna try more?"
"Yeah." I mumbled and reached over to him. He leaned forward and I rested my hands on the back of his head while he held himself up. Our lips connected again this time more slow. He slipped his tongue in and deepened the kiss further.
We eventually pulled apart but my eyes didnt open. He pressed his forehead against mine and I finally opened my eyes to look at his own. I knew I've had a crush on Fundy for a while but I never thought he'd like me back. It might be the alcohol making him do this but he didn't really taste like any drink I recognized. Just the taste of his cherry chapstick.
"Hey loverboys, stop making out and let us in. We found Alex." I sat back up and unlocked the doors for them. The three stumbled into the car and we started driving back. Fundy held my hand eventually all four of them falling asleep.
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