Why did you kick me out?!

😽

Your time was up that's why

Liar! You didn't even said that!

Well now I'm saying it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stop talking with memes

Where do you even find them smh

Why? Want me to send

more ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

Come on! I want to talk to them they are so fun especially that juancock guy

No

Also do you flirt with everyone

you meet?

Huh? What do you mean?

Wait why would you care ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Someone's jelly jelly~~

Shut up! I'm not!

Make me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm just protecting you

But i can protect myself?

No you can't

I bet you don't even remember your phone number

I do ok!

It's..

....

Why should I tell you? You already know that ಠಿ_ಠ

Just say you can't remember 😏

Instead of protecting me why don't you just buy us a protection and bang?

Yoongi choked on his drink but instead of showing his trustfated (frustrated) side he played along

Well I was feeling off today but then you turned me on

So let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity

[He searched this on Google cause he doesn't know how to flirt :3]

Now you were the one who's frustrated, your whole body was burning from head to toe. Fuck the hormones!

Whatever!

I'm going to sleep! Don't bother me

:3

Ah Y/n wait

Don't forget to have wet dreams about me :)

Sweet*

Ughhhh

Yoongi laughed showing his gummy smile. He really likes you, I mean likes to tease you. Now he's really curious to meet you in person

"Y/n..just who you are and why are you playing with my heart" He chuckled and scrolled up to re-read texts from you