Yoongi groaned silently as he sets his eyes on the alarm clock, 9 am. Perfect time to think about life and how we are ruining it. Pushing the sheets slightly, he got up from the bed.

He gently grabbed his head as he felt a sharp pain. Sharper than J-hope's jawline, maybe he drank way too much yesterday.

He stared at the wall for a good 5 minutes wondering will BlackPink have a comeback this month? Then his eyes landed on his phone. He grabbed it and started scrolling through his friends chat.

Guys Guys! Hear me out!!

So yesterday, one of Seokjin hyung's Co-worker spilled coffee on his lap, then he bend over to wipe it off but suddenly his Girlfriend barged in

And saw her Boyfriend between Jin hyung's legs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jungkook don't you dare...

She asked if she could join ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rolling his eyes off, Yoongi tapped the back button, not wanting to read it anymore. But soon his eyes catched something.

A text from unknown number?

Who are you? And why do you have my number?

In just a blink, the reply came. Even John Cena was shocked

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Isn't that Jin hyung?

First of all, YOU are the one who send ME messages LAST NIGHT

Secondly! Because of you I got my ass whooped. It hurts so much, I can't even sit properly

And thirdly! I don't know, I just found this image on google. Do you perhaps know him? Is he single ready for mingle? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Without wasting any minute, Yoongi scrolled up to see his messages from last night. And indeed it was here. He sighed before typing a message.

Sorry, my mistake please kindly delete this number. It won't happen again.

Hey wait..!!!

I just wanted to make sure you're ok

And for the other stuff also ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)