I swear to guacamole if you don't

give back my headphones

you will die!!!

Who the hell are you?

Don't play dumb with me

How did you get my number?

Wow we've been friends for

years and now you pretend

you don't know me

Rude .

What the hell

I don't even know you

Wow I know we haven't

talked in a while but to say you

don't know me kinda hurted

I see how it is!!!! Just give me back my headphones !!!!!!

You have the wrong number dumbass

Check the contact again

Oops

Sorry ಠ_ಠ

Do you have any idea how late it is?

It's 2am

Sorry ill go die now

Wait

How the hell did you

get my number?

It was an accident

It's hella late and I pushed

the wrong number

Imma add you to my

contacts for when I get bored

Don't you dare

To late stranger you're added

^w^

Then in a few days when

you forget that I exist

ill message you and

confuse you again

Or I could block you

now and never speak to the

inferior again, you're annoying

Don't be like that

Please

I promise if you stay I'll make

it worth your time

How would it be

worth my time?

My time is more precious

then your life

Wow rude

How do you know? I could

be a very important person

I could be the heiress

to some company or something

Stop messaging me I'm

trying to sleep I have school

tomorrow

Lol what's that

School? Figured you wouldn't

know you're a dumbass.

It's a place of learning and education

I meant sleep :/

I'll have you know I'm

near the top of my class

Where? The school for

fools who think they're important?

That kinda hurted stranger,

I'm going to cry myself to

sleep now

Goodnight (;~;)

Whatever