I didn't know that girls could masturbate until I was 14, when my mom gave me a book to read that was supposed to teach younger people about sex. I tried it a few days later and these were my thoughts:

"Have I really been missing out on this my entire life?"

Then I discovered what a handheld shower head could do for me and it became my very best friend.

Five years later, I'm still a virgin but I continue to masturbate nearly every day.