《The book of Mostly-food puns》Untitled Part 2
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Me: (Sees new person at school)
Me: (goes up to them)
Me: Hi! My name is___! what's you're name?
??:uh..
Me: Peas do tell meat! i'd like to dough! ( Please do tell me! I'd like to know!)
??: (smiles awkwardly) You're weird.
Me: (goes quiet)
Me: I did not expect that to come out of your mouth with an expression so much like an awkward turtle. Well, then. So what's your name again?
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