Rowan PoV

I was looking out of the living room window while sitting on the windowsill at half 2 in the morning, because my sleep was still shit, (when is it not shit though let's be honest here).

I was sipping my cup of tea, which drinking tea was probably a shit idea at half 2 in the morning because tea has caffeine in it and caffeine keeps you awake but I felt like I needed it since I wasn't going to sleep anyway.

Soph then came in through the front door, well when I say she came through the door, I mean that she fell in the front door, because apparently she had been out drinking, which is extremely stupid at the age of 14, but what did I know other than being a product of a drunken one night thing by teenagers.

"Sophie"

"Well shit, hi Ro-"

"Hi Soph, what do you call this?"

"Well I thought that everyone would be in bed by now"

"Yeah well I'm not in bed though Soph, remember, I have insomnia"

"No shit Sherlock"

"Oh fuck off Watson"

"You literally have an answer for everything though Ro"

"It's a talent that I process-"

"Please don't start singing poor unfortunate souls"

I clutch my chest to pretend to be insulted, because I had a weird sense of humour, well I still do kind of have a weird sense of humour but regardless I did it.

"That's a high key bop and you know it, alright just tell me that you ain't drunk though Soph"

"But I can't tell you that Ro"

"Who the fuck were you even with Child?"

"I was with Danny, (giggles)"

"Ugh, he's a prick!, anyway were you at a house party with him?"

"Nah Ro, there was no house party, it just him and me all alone in his room"

"Ugh, go to bed Soph"

"Why?"

I was ready to let fly at Soph for how stupid she was being, but I instead told Soph my reasons, because being rational about things has got it's perks sometimes, it doesn't always but sometimes it does.

"Because if you don't go to bed, then I'm going to yell at you for being so fucking stupid, which in turn would then wake Dad and Papa up, and I ain't going to be explaining shit to them as to why you've been fucking drinking, because that would be your mess to clean"

"Well what about you?"

"What do you mean 'well what about you?', so fucking what about me?"

"That guys nose you broke?"

"Oh yeah, because I'm so into fucking guys that I've broken the noses of at 2 o'clock in the fucking morning Soph, ew he's gross"

"But Danny loves me Ro"

"Ok, (snorts), let me ask you this, so what prick that 'loves' his girlfriend, let's said girlfriend walk alone in London at half 2 in the fucking morning?"

"Ok, maybe his actions are a little stra-"

"No shit, his action are fucked up, now go to bed and sober up if you can"

Soph then decided to sit on my lap, even though her arse is boney as fuck, boney arses can be fucking uncomfortable.

"Why are you so mad at me Ro?"

"(Sighs), look I'm not mad at you, Jesus Soph I'm definitely not mad at you, however I am actually so fucking mad at your fucking so called boyfriend"

"Why, because he got me drunk to fuck me"

"Yes, because he got you drunk just to fuck you, Sophie that's dodgy as fuck, you're gonna end up with a baby that he won't support because he's a dickhead and a half, and that child is going to end up having a messed up view on how life works"

Soph had then gone all serious on me, which was unexpected for her since she was quite drunk, so I was a little bit surprised by it but it happened.

"I could be a good Mum-"

"I'm not doubting that Soph, but look at Dad, his Mum was a teenaged single Mum who had a fixation on his Dad, and he now blames himself for everything that goes wrong, do you really want to do that to your potential child because you're obsessed with Danny?"

"I couldn't do that to a child Ro, also Dadala's Mum is a bitch and a half"

"You have a point there Soph, I will give you that"

"Thank you, (kisses cheek)"

"Can you keep your slobbery kisses to yourself please Soph"

"My kisses aren't slobbery"

"(Snorts), yes they are"

"I will go to bed now"

"I'm glad about that, night Soph"

"Night Ro"

Soph then walked to our shared bedroom, and she probably fell asleep as she was, as she can be a sleepy drunk.