❝Writers begin with a grain of sand and then create a beach.❞ —Robert Black

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"Aw DARNIT, I hate you!"

"It's fine. I hate you anyway."

"I... I'm sorry. It's not really that bad... I just... UGGGHHHHH... I just hate everything right now!"

"Do I sound like it?"

"I... I just... UGGGGHHHHH!"

"No, thanks."

"That isn't going to help me!"

"I have a stupid calculus exam tomorrow and I've been reviewing for hours but it still doesn't make any sense and I seriously just want to wrap myself up in a sleeping bag and lie underneath an exhaust pipe until I'm so intoxicated I've forgotten all about it."

"I'm in so much pain right now; how much worse can it be?"

"That's so morbid."

"Wow, I'm impressed you know what that is, Mr. I-Didn't-Graduate."

"... You lost me."

"Like my exam?"

"Wow, uh... thanks."

"I don't have enough money..."

"You... do?"

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