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❝Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should go to the beach.❞ -Unknown
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"Are you an Apple knockoff store?"
"I'm just wondering, 'cause your name sounds like one of those snobby businesses that try to outdo Apple and fail desperately in the process."
"What?!"
"How dare you?! Steve Jobs was my brother-in-law's great uncle!"
"Mangoes?!"
"Yes?"
"I thought we were talking about Apple products--"
"We were talking about Fine Apple products."
"--and you hate Apple, so we can't be friends."
"Well, I mean, technically not--but I figured we were... you know... headed in that direction...?"
"You don't know MY name either, though, so I suppose we're even on that one."
"What?"
"Okay, fine. Since you're forcing me to do this. I'm freaking out over this exam I have to take tomorrow and I've been reviewing my notes non-stop for the past hour to the point where my head feels ready to topple off, and I'm just so freaking nervous and every time I try to focus, my mind starts running away from me and if I don't do well on this test I'm GOING TO FAIL!"
"What?"
"How is that going to help me?!"
"BUT I NEED HELP--"
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