fuck my life

No, really. Life is literal shit. See, today is my birthday but no one in this hell even wished me. Not even my parents.

I think My parents don't even remember they have a son. Sometimes, I feel like I'm a mistake.

Look, I'm not that type of kid who will cry over their parents but for fuck's sake today is my birthday.

And my so called friend. Fine, I know we moved here more like I moved here like 1 month ago but I still made friends. They are my friend.

I gifted a brand new watch to my friend Mark for his birthday and even wished him exactly at 12 am and this fucker doesn't even remember today is my birthday.

Fine, I don't need anyone. My gay ass will celebrate his birthday himself, alone.

Ohh, hey. I'm Taehyung. Sorry, forgot introducing myself but what can I do when life wants to be a bitch.

I turned 17 today. I'm always home alone because my dad and mom are always busy God knows what kind of works they do, I don't care as long as I get money, I mean come on when they can't give me their time so they can at least give me their money.

We shifted here in daegu one month ago, I like this place. Because, there is woods here. I really like woods. I wish I could find any tigers here because I luV tigers because I'm a tiger.

Now, I'm in my shitty school. Dark crystal high school. I mean look, the name is shitty itself so what can we expect.

I'm gay. Here, most people are okay with that. But you know you can't find 100% pure thing in this world. So, some bitch tried to bully me for being gay.

Keyword :tried

Cause, hell, like they will be able to bully me. My tongue is sharper than a knife. But they really try.

The thing that I hate the most about school is Kim Hanuel .yes, she is a total snake.

When I first arrived here, she tried to flirt with me so hard but when came out as gay she became my biggest hater and she tries to pull every sick action whenever she gets chance but unfortunately her plans every time backfire her.

Like one time, she tried to trip me so she spread her legs, but she forgot she was wearing a tight slutty dress of her and high heels so she tripped on herself instead, I didn't even do anything. It's just instant karma .more usefull than instant noodles.

Now, I'm in my shitty school, in cafeteria cause its lunch time now. Me and Mark are seated in the same table.

"Tae, look. Hanuel is coming with her 17th number boyfriend "Mark said shaking my shoulder because I was so much into my food. I mean who is not. Food is superior, food is legend.

"Who gives a fuck about this fucking naja naja " I shrugged and again dived into my food.

"naja naja? "

"It's the scientific name for snake. Really Mark, you should pay attention to class, it's in our biology book. Sometime, look at your books instead of some girl's booty. "

Well, I sounded like a nerd but believe me I'm not. I hardly get A. But I'm straight B student. Biology is my favorite subject. I mean, if you don't know about your own body then what's the reason to be alive. It also gives you stupid name like naja naja for stupid people.

"Only if biology was as interesting as girls' bootys "he replied with a wink shoving fries into his mouth.

"Whatever "I cut off our conversation and finished my lunch.

Now, time for another half of hell.

After school I went to the southern part of the woods. I already told you that I like woods. So, I searched for a appropriate place after searching for few days. I found a very beautiful place.

That place was surrounded by many big trees and flower plants which give good smell. Everyone told me that wood here very dangerous but if you don't do anything dangerous in life then what will you tell your kids about your life adventures.

By the way, for your information, my love life hasn't really started. I mean I dated few guys but didn't have my first kiss yet. I'm looking for a hot, muscular dude to tame me.

So, finally I found my targeted place. I sat on the green grass my school bag beside me. I didn't do much. I just layed there looking at the sky.

Nature is really a amazing thing, it makes you natural. So, I love nature and natural people also because all my life I have just met fake people.

I listened to music for some moment but then birds started chirping so I stopped music and started to listen to natural music which was really peaceful by the way.

Suddenly I heard a growl "MINE"

it scared the hell out of me. But I will never give anyone my scared expression.

I'm always brave like a tiger, yeah.

So, I got up from my position to meet with a dark yet beautiful pair of eyes. It was a man, sexy as hell man. His face was just so perfect and he was shirtless, what!!!! Displaying his abs, every curves of his body screamed sexy, he was a few inches taller than me.

and then I noticed that sexy dude was naked too. Displaying his big fruit.... You know what I mean.

Did he think it's his house or something? Or he had sex in the wood? Maybe it was the reason

Gosh, it was such a turn on, he stared at me like a creep but his stare was intense which made him more hot. I was sure I wou have a boner . it was so awkward, so , I said something more awkward to make the situation more awkward

"Hey dude

Why you are nude

In the wood

I can see ......your fruit

You should

get changed in the wood

Oh shoot

Was I rude?

It fucking rhymed"

I didn't understand myself what I was saying .I was pissed at myself. Idiot. but it was hella awkward but it fucking rhymed,

I really should be a poet, I will become famous for sure.

Suddenly, the mysterious Mr.nude started to come closer to me. I was scared.

did I just offended him? Why the hell he is coming, I know je is fucking sexy, I want to lick his fucking sexy abs but now he is fucking creepy.

So, I took one step back.Suddenly he stopped and muttered

"Human?"

I was like is he crazy or something. Did I look like animal to him.

"No, homo sapien" I replied sarcastically

He was staring at me more intensely. Fuck why he had to be so hot.

I was about to have a boner which will be so awkward, what this guy will think about me. So, I quickly grabbed my bag and took of while waving him bye.