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"So were do we take them?"

Me and Joker were currently in a cell in the middle of the police station. I had only done half of my plan so far. I had to convince them I was completely nuts.

"Well Joker definitely is going to Ark-" I started giggling. The Joker looked at me and raised a eyebrow at me out of curiosity. They all looked at me weird, thats when I started laughing again.

"And you guys think I'm crazy." Joker muttered and I laughed even louder. I tried to make my laugh as low and freaky as possible. That They couldnt stand to be in the same room with me.

I heard some whispers come from the other guys talking about me and I stopped. I stood up and looked over at them and started screaming at them. Threatening to do so many things to them that I heard someone gag.

"You better watch your mouth!" I yelled and and sat down. I started adjusting my sleeves and humming a random tune as the joker scooted away from me. I smiled at him and chuckled as I put my hands on my lap and looked at the commissioner and the cop.

"Should we take him to cour-" The cop said then stopped when he saw batman at the door. "Ooh the bat came back from the dead, the zombie bat...or is that a vampire? Are vampires dead bats or are they dead vampires? " I said in my low voice.

Joker snickered and I stared at Batman as he walked to the Commissioner. He started telling him something and I cleared my throat directing the attention to me.

"Its rude to whisper amongst other people" I said and Batman turned around. "And its not rude for you two to go kill a mayor?" He snapped back. "In my defense Batsy He jumped off by himself and its on tape to prove it." Joker said and we laughed.

"Which one do you wanna take first?" The cop asked Batman. He stared at the joker for a long time and the joker waved at him. He then glanced at me and I looked at joker.

"Whats his problem?" I whispered. "He is just to serious for us." He said and we giggled like school girls. "Ay batman 'Why So Serious?" I said imitating The Joker and we laughed again.

He turned around and said something to the commissioner then stepped back. "Joker your going to Arkham...Mr.V your talking with Batman."

"Don't worry V, Old Bats here is the best therapist for people like us." Joker said as we stood up. They walked us down a narrow hall and we went our separate ways.

"Ill see you next game season!" I yelled to joker referring to the bloody games I mentioned when I blew up the mansion and laughed. They walked me to a room with a two way mirror a table and two chairs.

I stepped in and sat down at the metal chair. I started humming a old rock song from the 90s. Just to add to the looney affect. Thats when the door behind me opened and I saw in the mirror Batman walk in with a guy and a camera.

"You need to take your mask off so we put you on record." Batman said and I tensed up. My mask is a touchy subject for me.

"You aren't on record, you have been registered as a 'good guy' with your mask. You have your mask to protect your normal private life and well so do I. Record me as Mr. V because the person under the mask is dead. If you don't like it then take your mask off." I said.

He glared at me and I crossed my arms. "Okay stand up and hold this" The Cop said shaking a bit as I held the black board with my name and a number on it. He took a few shots and then left. I could see I scared him.

When the door shut Batman turned to me with anger.

"What were you trying to do with the joker." He said slamming both his hands on the table and standing in front of me. I copied his pose and stared directly at him.

"Think about it bats, do you really want to play 20 questions with me, when there are two cops on the other side of this mirror listening to everything I say and a camera recording?" I said pointing at the black dot with the blinking red one in the room.

I smiled and started chuckling to my self. "I dont think they would like to find out that B.W aka Batman has been doing business with Mr.V." I whispered. I saw him panic and anger rise in his eyes as he grabbed me by the collar and pull me over the table.

I got one of his arms off my collar and twisted around so he hurt his other one. I threw him against the wall and stood behind him as he turned around.

"We can make a deal Batman...and this time you are more aware of my clever words." I whispered so quietly that I don't think the cameras detected it.

"I mean...we both know the sanest of the deal gets what they want." I said and started laughing. He turned to the mirror then to me and pinned me against the mirror, cracking it.

"Not Today"

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(Joker's POV)

I walked out of my cell with the 4 guards around me. I smiled at all of them as they left me in the Room with all the loons in this whack house. I smiled to my self and started laughing.

The guards got freaked out when I did that. It was sooo funny. I had been on good behavior for the past week and they are finally letting me out with the well behaved ones.

I think V is dead. She did say if she went to prison with her history she would make death row. I would ask around to see what had become of her, but Im sure she is dead...uhm well one less thing for me to do...I guess. I didn't know since I was locked up for a week.

"Behave Joker" I heard as they opened the door. "Thats like telling a fish to meow and go fetch a stick." I said and giggled to my self as I walked to the end of the white room.

I sat down and looked around. After a few minutes I saw Enigma walk towards me and stand in front of me. "Riddle me This-"..."Shut Up" i told him not in the mood for riddles. "Jee calm down...so hows it been? I heard Harley died." He said and I laughed.

"Thank Him for that...peace at last" I said and he raised a eyebrow at me. "Him?" He asked and I smiled. "Yeah...the guy I was working with...well he was the one that cut her head off...and 'batman's' too." I said and he nodded.

I smiled at a guard...making him shift in his spot and look away. I laughed a bit and looked at enigma. "What happened to that guy anyways? I was thinking anyone to be crazy enough to work with you would be put in this hell hole too." He said and I shrugged.

"I think he was put on death row...he was a world wide criminal or something ya know." I said and he nodded. He then straightened up and looked at me with a smile.

"You know we are getting a new inmate today. Was in the prison for sometime before they discovered he killed one of the guards with a spoon and painting lyrics on the walls with the blood. Then he laughed during court and they sent him over here. He should be here today..." He said and we sat there in silence.

After a while he spoke up.

"Anyways you gonna get someone to replace harley?" He asked and I laughed.

"Nah I don't think so, Im not gonna get some stupid-" I stopped as I saw six guards pass by with a person between them all. I looked at riddler as he looked at the girl walk down.

"Is that the new inmate?" I asked as whispered came. "I don't...think so...shes kinda hot though...but shes kind of big for me. Shes taller than most of the guards." He said and I looked over at the inmate.

Sure enough the tall figure stood straight as her Dark Black hair fell below her shoulders. They would make a turn any second now. I was curious at how she looked.

"Times up! Everyone to their cells"

Crap.

Everyone stood up and blocked the view. I walked to my guards and started walking. The girl and the guards were gone.

"Looks like you wont be all alone in your hall, we got a new buddy for you Joker." They said and laughed.

"How fun...murder is better when there are two of us." I said and started laughing. They stopped as we entered X hall, Were all the most dangerous with high security were. We walked to my cell and they opened the door.

"Why Mr.J so lovely to finally see you" I heard a smooth husky voice and turned to see Grayish evil eyes stare back at me. Most of her face was covered by her curly midnight black hair and shadows.

"My Names Victory C" she said and looked at the guards. "And Ill be the reason why the monsters hide in your closet." She said chuckling and backed up into the shadows of the cell.

I had to snap the guards out of the petrified state they were in by laughing. "Nice gal isn't she? I think we are gonna get along just fine." I said and they gave each other scared looks.

They left closing the door and locking them all up. They shut all the lights out and only the moonlight lit up the hall.

I sat down at the bed and chewed on the inside of my cheek as I looked at the silhouette of the girl across from me. I could see her hand go down her face as she stared at me like a jaguar to its prey.

I didn't like it when people stared at me...especially because my warpaint was fading and my scars showed.

"Ya want something?" I said annoyed that she kept staring. I heard her smack her lips and clear her throat.

"I like your scars"

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