《What A Clown...》8] There Is No Stopping Me...
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"Why hello bats" I said as he jumped up on the roof behind me. I watched over the soon to be nothing school before me. And then at the 5 teachers tied up and hanging over the tall building at my gun point.
"Give me the gun joker." He growled and I laughed. I looked at my control and threw it at him. He caught it with one hand and looked at it confused.
"Is this a fake?" He said and I laughed I walked a bit closer to him and stopped.
"Of course not! That one deactivates the one that is uh, gonna blow up a school full of uh, children." I laughed and he narrowed his eyes at me.
"Of course that one also activates the other bomb." I said and smiled. He was expecting a catch or something I just know it. "Were is the other bomb?" He growled once again.
"Why so Serious Batsy?, you should be happy I gave you the deactivating one and learn to smile more." I said and giggled while cocking the gun.
The 4 teachers eyes widened at the click and they started weeping threw the gags in their mouths. Ah the fear in their eyes is priceless.
"Yeah because for you it has gone very well by smiling." He snapped back and I smiled stretching my scars out. "Wow sassy uh, come back there." I said and licked my lips.
"But yes A uh, smile can take you far, My dear Bats...but a smile and a Gun-" I said and shot on of the male teachers in the leg. Batman sprang for them and I pointed at a blonds head and waved the control in his face.
"Can take you much further." I sang then shot at the rope keeping the teachers up. A shriek left them as they fell to their 'death'. I saw him spring toward them and fall over the building.
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I waited patiently for them to come back up. Well...not all of them but you know what I mean.
A few second later I see him pull them up. Well not all five...just two of them. I start laughing and get his attention. I take out the red button with a X on it and wave it.
"Just like last time Batman...you have till Midnight!" I yelled and walked away. I was expecting him to come after me but he didn't. Guess that puzzle got him good.
I went to another building and waited for the bombs to blow up. I looked at the time and saw he had 2 minutes left. Thats when I heard the footsteps behind me and that little chuckle.
I grip the control in my hand and smile. "Well I must say you two are very Entertaining to watch." I heard and looked over at 'Mr V'.
"Howdya Know I was uh, here?" I said narrowing my eyes. "I have eyes all over the street and plus you don't see random clowns leave a crime scene and go to a rooftop just anywhere." She said and I raised My eyebrow.
"Look Princess I don't have time for your little games right know Im busy." I said and she laughed. "First of all don't call me that." She said low and raspy.
I pursed my lips and walked to her. We were nearly eye to eye if I wasn't a inch or two taller. "Well Doll I Don't Listen To Just Anybody." I say and smack my lips. She looks at my lips for a split second then back at me.
"Well you take Them from me...Im not Just Any body...Im a godfather a fearful leader wanted all over the world. I suggest you watch what you call me Jester." She said and I clenched my teeth.
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I stuck out my blade and pinned her to the wall. "Its Joker!" I growled and felt a shiver of pain go done my neck. I looked at the blade against me and then she kneed me and kicked me back.
I swung a punch at her stomach and she took a few steps backwards then nearly blew my jaw off with her punch. Wow that was hard it actually hurt. I started laughing.
"Your a Feisty one...I like that." I said and She smirked at me. "Yeah me too." She said and stepped forward. The light flashed showing her huge Hunter's Knife.
I nearly fell in love with the bloody knife damn it. "You got good taste in your weaponry. But I cant play any more doll im busy." I said and I heard her give a cackle.
It stopped me dead on my tracks and made me smile. This one is different...I can hear it in her laugh. "I got a present for you joker remember?" She said and I heard dragging sounds. I turn to see a ice box.
She kicks it and it slides towards me and tips over...spilling out the red ice water and that head wearing the black mask. I look at it confused and started to giggle.
That cant be Batman it cant...I saw him ten minutes ago. I look at the control in my hand and laugh. "Nice one doll but-" i said and stopped mid sentence.
She waved the control I gave Batman and walked closer. She killed batman...Oh Shit...I was just having fun with him!
"Difference with me is that...I actually like the Bloody games." She rasped out and pushed the button. I turn and see Wayne mansion Explode to smithereens and burn.
"Your No fun doll why kill batman!" I whined and she laughed walking away. "Oh you'll see how much 'Fun' I am without Him In the picture." She said and stepped over the head.
I looked at Batman's head and thought of all the times I had made him mad and he hit me. Ah good times. Then I look at the burning mansion and start to laugh. Now With batman dead, the police department destroyed and gotham's golden boy homeless...
There Is No Stopping Me...
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(Victory'sPOV)
"Difference with me is that...I actually like the bloody games." I said and pressed the button. I smile as the sound of That huge house exploded into as many pieces as Bruce Wayne has dollars.
"Your No fun doll why kill batman!" He whined. He still had a playful smile hanging on his lip even after I destroyed Batman. There is no getting to this guy!
"Oh you'll see how much 'Fun' I am without Him In the picture." I said and stepped over the head. He has no Idea what is coming to this city. I will make this City eat out of my hand.
The terror the blood the bodies on the floor will set them straight. The fear they will have of me and the trauma they will get. With Batman out of the way this city will have so much fear and bend it will obey me at my will.
My bloodlust over comes me as I look at my bloody Hunters Knife. The one I used to cut off the head a few minutes ago and the one that nearly slit the joker's throat. The one that will take the mayors life and will be in my grasp as I get what I plan...
There Is No Stopping Me...
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I wonder how that will turn out.
-TRICKZEN
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