I am Victory C., Im a Drug GodFather. Ive done deals with Gotham before. With Bruce Wayne, Black Mask, Penguin and many more. I am wanted in over 3 countries as 'a dangerous MAN in his 40's' Im Not that. Im 27 and A Very Very Dangerous Woman...well nobody knows that...they think Im Mr. V.

And Thats How I like it.

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Gambol

Biggest deal of the year was gonna be settled after he came from gotham. Problem was he never came back.

Why?

Because of that Clown Prince Of Crime! Gambol was self absorbed and thought he was the best, and he nearly bossed ME around when we started making our deal. Imagine my surprise when I hear from my first in command that the Mob Boss was killed and that one of his boys got penetrated with a PENCIL! Not to mention that deal made with the other guys and all that burned money. I am now here in Gotham City waiting for this clown to get out of the asylum.

I am sure as hell gonna show my gratitude towards this so called 'Joker'.

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I sat in my new office wearing My Mask and the suit...I have worn suits for so long. Shows authority and business...a tough serious look and menacing at sometimes. Three colors-red-black-white, one for ever personality.

Not like that Clown that I hear dresses like Willy Wonka. If that Clown doesn't break out by Friday ill send someone to help all the loons escape. This Joker thinks he is all that...that us mafia arent as big and bad as we are. Gambol was the one stupid blond that gave the theory that all blonds were lightheaded.

Well some are but the big fish like my self aren't. There is a reason why I am wanted in three different countries. And this guy just because he is a lunatic in gotham thinks all mafias are stupid. Well he might have finished with Gambol but I am way worse than him and the joker combined.

I will kill his motives and deliver them to his door step.

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"Sir! I have news!" I heard at my door. I set down my papers and cleared my throat. "Come in" i said and the door opened then in came Jason. Jason had worked in gotham before and now worked for me.

"You have 3 minutes." I warned and he stiffened and stood before me. I looked at my watch then at him.

"Good news and better news which one do you want? Okay so good news is that I had found some men on the street that are gonna try out to be the jokers henchmen-I said I was gonna try out and I found one of the henchmen and he told me were he actually is! Better the joker escaped a-."

I cut him off by raising my hand and he stopped talking. "Very good-do you know the name of your source and have proven it true with your own eyes?" I asked and he gulped and grinned.

"Sir if I want to keep my head I do that and check three times before telling you. Yes I saw the Joker himself walk into the ware house. The source goes by a certain Tony he had been working for the joker two days before he was sent to the asylum."

I raised my eyebrow at him and stood up. "Well well...get Johnny to try out and go work for the joker. Get a inside man." I said and he just starred at me. "But Sir...he could get in real big trouble if the joker found out he works for you-taking note on the jokers history and-"

"Times up...follow orders. And let Johnny decide who is worse. The Joker or Me."

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(Jokers POV)

"Ah its good to be uh, out." I said snickering and passing my henchmen. I climbed to the top of the stairs and looked over them. With a smirk on my face and all fearful eyes on me I spoke up.

"Okay boys, get ready to rob the uh, police department. GCPD took all my stuff and I want it back. It should be were all the confiscated stuff is." I said and looked around.

"Uh boss wont that be a bit hard with all the cops."

"Not if you Clowns follow what I say." I sang and let out a laugh. "Get things that might be helpful, maybe a few cop uniforms and stuff like that...we will figure out what to do when we are there." I spoke.

"Shouldn't we plan it out or something?" I heard and I snickered. I walked down to the kid that asked that stupid question.

"No actually...I just do stuff. For example..." I said and slipped my blade to his neck. "I never planned to kill you...but I came prepared...and just you know...

"Did it." I said and swiped a long gash to his throat.

He fell to the ground and I started laughing. Stupid kids should keep their mouth shut. Dont doubt the joker if you work for him. "Anymore useless questions..."

"Do you guys wanna know how I got these scars again?" I taunted and all the eyes grew causing me to laugh again.

"No?-okay then."

"Go!" I yelled and they all scrambled. I smirked to my self and walked over to my office, slamming the door shut. I walked to the oak desk and plopped down giggling to my self.

Oh what to do what to do?

I looked at the papers of what had happened while I was gone. Wow gotham had a very boring rehab.

***

I heard a knock on the door and snapped my head at it.

"Go away!"

"Uh boss...I need to tell you something." He said and I rolled my eyes and slammed the papers down. "What!?!" I yelled and I heard him praying to his god that I don't kill him.

"Me and Dopey think one of the mafia's men knows were the warehouse is." He said.

"Morons" I muttered then circled a few numbers on the paper.

"Get in here!" I yelled and the door opened. He walked and stood in the middle of the room. I stood up and flicked my blade open while i walked towards him. "At the try outs..." He finished.

"You think? Did some one uh, rat out on me? Was it ...you?" I sauntered towards him as his eyes flicked around with panic. I smacked my lips then He forcefully pushed the words to leave his mouth.

"N-no Boss it wasn't me...Dopey heard t-tony talk with one of the guys that was gonna try out. Thing is that guy we saw leave the building with Gambol, the day you did the um magic trick."

I tossed my blade to my other hand trying to remember who tony was. I swear I killed all the men that were there. Hmm"Good thing you told me...I could of ended up taking ah life...it coulda been yours. " i said and chuckled. Smirked at him and saw him gulp down his fear.

"Get that tomy boy and dopey in here." I said then he nodded and left. Before I decided to have some fun with him.

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"What do you want!?!" I yelled at the knock on my door. "I have Tony and Dopey here boss." I heard and I smiled. A small chuckle left my lips as I stood up and told them to come in. The three walked in as I leaned on my desk with the blade in my hands.

"Sooooo...I heard that someone told someone that a certain someone told someone were my hide out is......Anybody know who that someone is?" I sang walking closer to them. That tom fony stoney guy who's name I don't bother remember stood there and took a sharp breath.

The fear in his eyes I could not ignore and he new exactly which someones I was talking about. I smirked getting closer to him. "I-it was just a chat I had with one of the guys that wanted to try out." He stuttered.

"Did you see who talked with him dope?" I said. And he nodded. "Find him and bring him." I ordered then he nodded and left. "I-it was just a chat." He said his voice almost cracking.

"Well your little uh, chat...is the reason for a mafia member's knowledge of knowing were I am." I growled and put the blade to his mouth. I wasn't worried that they would find me...I finished on good terms with the mafia. Its just I dont like my men being snitches.

I just hate snitches...

"The funny thing is...now i get to make someone smile a day early." I laughed and sliced his mouth, snapping his neck. He fell to the ground and My laughed turned to giggles. "Im gonna go out for a while...clean this mess up and set up the try outs. Ill be there around 10...or when ever I feel like it." I said sliding into my jacket.

"Yes Boss"

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(Victory's POV)

"Jonathan is gonna go to the try outs this evening." He said. I nodded and checked my watch.

"Okay Johnny...The joker likes fear...if you don't show fear he doesn't like that. And you have to be loyal to him till when I tell you. Or else he might kill you or 'make you smile' as Jason said." I said standing up and straightening my tie.

"The Joker cant Be as bad as You say. I think I have seen the worse with the boss already..." Jonathan said and I chuckled. I do have a bloody history...ah the best of times-makes me smile.

Jason shook his head. He hadn't seen me in live action like Johnny here. But he knows the joker better than both of us. I still don't think the joker can top me. "The Joker is the most wanted criminal in gotham...he loves chaos. The King of Bombs and Knives, The Clown Prince of Crime...he is one of the worst...considering he doesn't have powers like the others says a lot." He started and stood next to Johnny that made a creeped out face.

Johnny is scared of clowns.

"He is a Anarchist...and a psychopath...and a murderer, and a clown which is the creepiest part. He is bad..." He said and crossed his arms while I rolled my eyes.

"Some Jokes Are Meant To Be Funny...But He Isn't."

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