《siyari.》𝟸𝟽.
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𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀.
𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙶𝙾, 𝙸𝙻
𝙾𝙼𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙲𝙸𝙴𝙽𝚃 ⸱ 𝙳𝙴𝙲. 𝟷𝚂𝚃
𓆙𓆙𓆙
"Yo ass a muhfuckin fool for wearing them short ass shorts out the house." Von said shaking his head.
"Shut the fuck up, it wasn't this cold when I left my apartment." She said rolling her eyes. They left their houses around 1 and it was now 1:30.
They were on their way to the mall and after they leave the mall, they're going to the skating rink.
Nookie was with Mama Dee. He was getting to know his cousins and shit.
Blakk walked to the back of the store where Von, Ke, and Yari were and sized Yari up. "Wanna be Bam sooo bad." He said.
Yari immediately rolled her eyes. "Yo big teeth ass always wanna start some shit with me. He copied me. He changed after he seen what i was wearing."
"You aint have to talk about my teeth fucker. It's just an over bite." He said rolling his eyes and walking off.
Yari laughed and so did Von and Ke.
Bam walked behind Yari and wrapped his arms around her. "Who you know gone tell you shut the fuck up and take this dick." Bam lowly rapped.
Yari squeezed her legs together and before turning around. "Stop it!" She sternly said.
He gone make me act nasty.
He laughed and unwrapped his arms from around me. "Y'all ready?" Mali asked.
They all said yea and got what they wanted before paying for the food and gas, and leaving.
They were now on the way to the mall. "Slow this bitch down Yari." Blakk said gripping the passenger seat.
"You in the back seat, stay in the back seat nigga." She said. All of them laughed except for him and Yari.
"Yall niggas laugh at anything, that shit wasn't even funny." Blakk mumbled.
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They just arrived at the mall and were now making their way into the mall. "Where y'all tryna go?" Yari asked.
"Let's go shopping for the baby." Glock told Ke.
"Y'all okay with splitting up?" Ke asked them. They shrugged and said yea not giving a fuck. Blakk and Mali went their way, Ke and Glock went their way, and now it was just Von, Bam, and Yari.
Bam and Yari looked at him. They wanted to know if he was going to stay with them or go somewhere else.
"If y'all dont wanna be with me just say that." He said rolling his eyes.
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"You a bitch." Yari said. Von looked at her and mugged her.
"I just wanna be a pre she ated." He loudly huffed.
Embarrassing us.
"Nigga we just wanna know if you gone come with us or not." Bam said.
"Nah, i'm finna find me some females to hang wit and fuck on." He said before walking off.
"Nigga did allat just to not wanna come with us." Bam said as they walked away.
Yari laughed before speaking. "Where we going?" Yari asked.
Bam shrugged. "We can just walk until we find where we wanna go." He suggested.
"Ou, we can get nookie some shit." Yari said.
"Who??" Bam asked scrunching his face up. Yari sucked her teeth.
"Nigga, Jasiah." She mumbled.
"Fuck you can't just him Jasiah fa?" Bam asked.
"Because that's fed as fuck nigga, I cant be calling him that in public." She answered making him laugh.
"Wanna be thug ass." He said.
"Ion wanna be a thug, I am a thug nigga." She said popping her imaginary collar. He shook his head.
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Both Yari and Bam got a text. Blakk had added them into a group chat along with him, Mali, Von, Ke, and Glock.
"What the text say?" Bam asked. Him and yari were in footlocker at the register. They had bought them and nookie some matching shoes and another pair of shoes.
"To meet em at the food court." She answered.
"Now?"
"I don't know, I think so. He ain't put a time." She said.
"He must mean now then." He said.
The girl behind the counter finished bagging their shoes and handed the to them. "Thank you." They both said.
"Can I get yo number?" The girl behind the counter asked. Yari looked up and seen she was looking directly at Bam.
"Youn-"
"Bitch youn see me standing next to him?" Yari asked scrunching her face up.
"I do.." She said.
"Fuck you want my number for then?" Bam asked mugging her.
"To fuck with you." She answered.
So disrespectful.
"Bitch... you so disrespectful." Yari said shaking her head. She was trying her best not to get all turnt up and mad but the girl was pushing her.
"How?" The girl asked.
"You tryna fuck with him right in front of his girl. You weird as hell." Yari said.
"Oh.. I thought you was his sister." She said rolling her eyes making Yari and Bam furrow their eyebrows.
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"You know you ain't think that was my fuckin sister the way we was just hugged up. Ion like you hoes." Bam said.
"Bitch do I look like his fucking sister to you?" Yari asked letting her hands rest on the counter. She felt herself about to slap the shit out of her.
She opened her mouth to speak but Yari didn't let her. She leaned for and slapped her. "That shoulda knocked some sense into yo lil stupid ass." Yari said.
Bam wrapped one of his arms around her and turned them around. Laughing, he guided them out of the store.
"She knew what the fuck she was doing." Yari mumbled.
They laughed and talked as they reached the food court. "You see em?" Yari asked Masiah.
"Yea, they over there." He said pointing. They then made their way over to them and sat down.
"We getting food here and then leaving or we leaving now?" Masiah asked.
"Getting food here and then leaving." Ke answered.
They got their food and went back to the booth. "I think I seen star." Von said.
"When and where?" Mali asked.
"She was in the same store of these hoes I was tryna fuck with. But let me tell yall bout how this hoe tried to suck my dick." Von said.
They all scrunched their faces up and looked at him weirdly. "Stop looking at a nigga like that, but anyways..."
"So I walked into this store- the one I seen star in- and seen some pretty ass females. I went up to them tryna fuck with them but they all had niggas, except for one. I got shorty number and left cuz it was time to meet at the food court with yall and shit."
"So on the way to the food court I met this other shorty.. bad as shit. I asked for her number and she gave it to me. Next thing you know this bitch asked to give me head in the bathroom."
"So i'm like headddd? Youn even know me. And she shrugged ha shoulders and said so. So I looked at her all weird cuz I knew some shit was off."
"I said sum to ha and was like you must got some disease asum because ain't no female that got respect for herself or is perfectly fine gone suck a nigga dick off the rip. And guess what this hoe said."
"What she say?" They asked.
"She said "Ughh you caught me" .. bitch ughhh I caught youuuu? Fuck you mean I caught you? You nasty pussy hoe, I wanted to fight that hoe bruh."
"Uhm anywa-"
"Hey yalll!" Someone said interrupting Ke. They turned their heads and seen Janae and Star standing there.
"Oh fuck no." Glock mumbled.
"Hey baby daddy." Star said to Glock, widely smiling. He screwed up his face.
"Don't call me that." He said.
"Why? You're my baby's father." She said.
"Ain't you fucking on Bobo?" Yari asked.
"You in my business? Don't do det." She giggled.
Oh shut the hell up you giggling bitch.
"Why y'all over here?" Mali asked.
They ignored what she said and began talking. "Anyways, Bam where my son at?" Janae asked. Bam turned his head towards her and scrunched up his face.
"Who?" He asked.
"The lil boy you be post-"
"Bitch." Yari spat hopping from the booth. She took Bam food and threw it on her before punching the shit out of her.
"Yo ass would pick up my food and throw it at her." Bam mumbled.
"Ima make yo ass buy me some mo- WOAH WOAH WOAH!" Bam slightly yelled, hopping up from the booth as he watched Yari pull out her gun on Janae.
"You like playing with yo life?" Yari asked Jane as Blakk and Bon pulled their phones out.
"No dumbasses, don't record this!" Ke said.
They both huffed and put their phones up.
"Bae... stop, muhfuckas watching." Bam muttered pulling yari off of janae. She quickly put her gun back in her shorts.
You couldn't see that she had a gun because her shirt was big. "We gotta go, you can get some mo food on the way to ma house." Glock said grabbing his food and putting it in the bag. He grabbed everybody's food and put it in the bag.
They hurried and left the mall.
"Yari bitch what the fuck?" Ke asked.
"Pullin guns out on bitches in public and shit, you can't be doin shit like that." Bam said.
"I know... she just made me mad. Please stop talking to me right now.." She trailed off walking ahead of them.
She was heated, and when she was heated it was best to leave her alone.
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