《In Review》A Best Man's Toast
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I toasted Jewish newlyweds "Stein".
They were both good friends of mine.
"Live long in love forever.
You were always both so clever.
Have healthy "Stein" children, that would just thrill us.
"But please, never name a daughter Phyllis!!!"
And with that, I raise a glass to your first boy, Moe or Larry.
"Please don't name "Franklin". That would be too scary!!!"
SHALOM!!!
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