《In Review》A Best Man's Toast
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I toasted Jewish newlyweds "Stein".
They were both good friends of mine.
"Live long in love forever.
You were always both so clever.
Have healthy "Stein" children, that would just thrill us.
"But please, never name a daughter Phyllis!!!"
And with that, I raise a glass to your first boy, Moe or Larry.
"Please don't name "Franklin". That would be too scary!!!"
SHALOM!!!
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An Outcast In Another World (Subtitle: Is 'Insanity' A Racial Trait?)
On the first day, he almost died.On the second day, he almost died.On the third, he began to notice a worrying trend. And almost died.Crushing loneliness? Danger around every corner? All of that has become part of his daily routine.That's fine. He'll carve out a place in this world with his bare hands if necessary. He'll survive, and then he'll thrive.Whether anyone wants him to or not. -- Author's Warning: This story addresses some heavy subjects, and can be dark at times. Fair warning. -- Chapters 1-123 have been taken down in preparation for the Kindle Unlimited release, which you can find by clicking here. I am currently trying to add Book 3, consisting of Chapter 74-123, as a paperback on Amazon. I am Brett Finnicum.
8 209The Extramundane Emancipation of Geela, Evil Sorceress at Large
Darkos, holy priest of Alerion, the God of Peace and Healing, has just arrived at the castle of the Evil, Dark Sorceress, backed by his trusty, if clumsy, companion, Geela. They fling open the doors to find the place dusty and decrepit. "Oh dear, this place is showing its age," Geela sighs. And with those words, everything Darkos knew about his friend is turned on its head. Geela, far from a naive farm girl, is a 70-year-old Dark Mistress, hell-bent on exacting revenge on her ex-husband Barney for cheating on her, trashing her place, and changing the locks. Geela is everything Darkos has sworn to defeat. A bastion of dastardly deeds. A pinnacle of evil... ...so of course he finds himself tagging along.
8 172Idle Immortal
Lin Yang's dream of becoming a Cultivator like his brother, But the bitter reality was that at age 10, Lin Yang had participated in the cultivation test but failed because he had no talent for cultivation and had to forget his dream. But 5 years later, he summons a very unique rectangular-shaped spirit.
8 175Adrift To Stranger Land
Games, anime and manga, things and hobbies that Neil Simmons often given time to spent, till the strange occurrences got him so bad that he found himself transported to strange world of magic without guidance or God conversation, but as long as it aim for survival, the guy got the trick or two by his gaming and anime knowledge and experiences applied.
8 413Swimming Pools
Ada, a young and very bored woman, decides to break all of the rules set by her guardian, in exchange for one day of freedom and fun with her new found friends. But what starts out as a harmless little road trip quickly takes a turn for the worst when a terrifying incident ends up accidentally uncovering a terrible secret that had been kept from Ada her whole life. What will she do with this new found knowledge? Will she accept the hard truth, even if it comes with great pain? Or will she succumb to blissful ignorance, even if means letting go of new, treasured memories? Woe is the lost soul,drawn to the seayet too afraid to brave its storms. Woe is the lost soul,that finds comfort in these shallow watersand swimming pools.
8 172The Purple Jade Palace: Prince Yernal's Plan (Book Two)
Now a prisoner in the Keglar Kingdom, Teal is desperate to escape and bring justice to the Talbecan Empire. Fortunately, Teal has more allies than he realizes. But bringing down those who have worked against the Talbecan Empire is going to be very difficult, and he just might need to find his fellow Lombocks to help him. I am going to post another chapter around the 8th of July. However, I work fulltime and I'm a mum, so I want to make sure I don't fall behind at any point so I will be posting once a fortnight. After the 8th of July, I will be post on the 22nd of July (give or take for time differences) :))
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