《Mr. Perfectly Fine ⚊ Enhypen Sunghoon Text AU [ #5 ]》16 📞 perfectly cringe but smooth
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"Good morning, this is -"
"Nope, you were"
"The delivery boy said otherwise"
"....."
"Nothing.. We aren't close and he have to leave for another delivery after bringing the money here. Why?"
"I'll pretend I did not hear that.. How was the ice cream?"
"Go on! My manager would like that!"
"Did he like it too?"
"Mint choco? I guess for him it tasted that way"
"Yeah?"
"Let me hear it"
"...."
"...."
"You know you might have to google all that cringy pick up lines so early in the morning"
"I know you googled that.. I've seen it before"
[ she laughed ] "Now that's funny, hearing you beg for laughters"
"Oh, no... Not that please"
"Damn you, that was smooth"
[ beeps ]
"Minji!"
[ Minji returns from reserving an order, confused ]
"Yes?"
"How do I stop this guy from being a smooth fucker?"
"But you love it, I know"
"How so?"
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