I woke up this morning on my birthday and....

got me a cupcake and sang "happy birthday"

called me an old hag (and I punched the daylights outta him...just kidding)

said "We appreciate all the hard work you do writing about us!"

told me "You get hotter every year"

said "I've got a candle over here you can blow on, baby"

did nothing, he forgot

gave me an album full of Feitan photos from over the years

gave me a photo he surreptitiously snapped of Feitan in the shower

just blushed and giggled and said "She loves me the best!"