《》Forced To Get A Retail Job

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Oh, just one of those ridiculous "What ifs" that popped into my head.

If your fave boy had to work retail, what store would he work at?

-Obviously would work at some fast food place in the mall where he would sneak Killua free food all the time

-He'll also have a bunch of admiring girls who hang out there specifically to see him.

-He will give them free slushies or pretzels or whatever and Killua will get sad and jealous

-He'll work at GameStop

-Will torture his brother Milluki regularly by calling him and lying about some rare game that "just happened to show up in the stockroom, nobody knows what it is, should I open it?"

-If that doesn't get his bro pissed off enough, he will then start discussing his employee stock benefits in a smug tone of voice

-He'll get a job at Best Buy and they'll put him in the PC, Laptop & Tablet department

-He works on commission and does really well

-He'll work at the jewelry store

-He's really good at schmoozing clueless dudes into paying way too much for a crappy diamond ring or whatever for their girlfriends

-Works at GNC

-Samples all the bodybuilding supplements on a regular basis and convinces the owner to stock a few that are not FDA-approved

-Flirts with the chicks at Sephora across the way and convinces them to give him free guyliner

-Is mortified by the idea of doing anything as blue-collar as working retail, so disguises himself by putting on a baseball cap

-Works at JoAnn's, they have a ton of needles and pins there

-Wherever he works, he makes sure it's a luxury brand store

-Steals fucking every bit of merch he can get his hands on, every day he's there

-Also steals people's credit card info

-He gets a job at Home Depot and spends a lot of time examining all the various saws, hammers, power drills, etc.

-He's at the Apple store, of course!

-Gets a new phone every two weeks with his employee discount

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