Let's go the other way. So, you're going out that night and he comes over to pick you up...and WTF is he wearing?

(You can insert whatever you want in your mind, be it too-tight jeans, one of those awful pukka-shell necklaces, a T-shirt that says "HEAVY METAL AND CHILL?" or....well....I'll leave it up to you, I'm confident you can come up with something.)

-You are struck silly by how ridiculous he looks, and before you can stop yourself, you burst out laughing

-He is dumbfounded. "What? What's so funny?"

-You ask him: "Where did you get that (insert whatever horrible thing he's wearing)

-He looks so genuinely hurt and offended you feel terrible and apologize

-"Oh Jesus, Kil, what on earth are you wearing?"

-"What the fuck are you talking about?"

-"THAT"

-"Listen, there are pages and pages on the fandom internet written about my killer fashion style, so you can just park that in the garage, got it?"

-If Kurapika ever branches out into any sort of fashion statement beyond his usual carefully curated appearance, you'd literally be so stunned you wouldn't know what to say

-Whatever the offensive garment/accessory is, you have to hand it to him, he's wearing it proudly, very large and in charge

-You giggle

-"What?"

-"You look ridiculous, where did you even get the idea to wear that?"

-"Oh." He's not offended. "You don't like it? Okay. I won't wear it again. Just thought it looked kinda cool"

-Oh please. Dude prances around in funky-ass questionable shit 24-7.

-You'd be more shocked if he showed up in jeans and a plain t-shirt

-You've already seen Illumi in a skirt, 'nuff said

-He's always impeccably turned out and looks perfect.

-This one is not going to put on the awful Hot Topic shirt so don't worry about that

-He's probably more the type to splash on a little too much of a terrible cologne, or something like that

-Seeing Fei-Fei in literally anything but his usual black coat and mask is soooooo adorable(even it if is horrible) that all you can do is coo and talk baby talk about how cute he is like an idiot

-Shal somehow manages to carry off terrible fashion. I mean, he wears that pukka-shell necklace like a motherfucking pro, you barely even notice it