So, I have been watching and reading KNY lately, and decided it would be fun (and a little unorthodox) if some of our fave Demons and Demon Slayers met up with the HxH crew.

We'll get back to straight-up Hunting after this, so all you purists don't need to panic...but in the meantime...

-He meets up with

-"It's about time you had a nice steady father figure in your life, son. Someone you can count on Not one of those MF'ers traveling around the world or hiding out in the forest away from civilization"

-Gon stares at him. "Why don't you ever take off your mask?"

-He stares back and doesn't answer

-"Well," Gon finally says. "It's not like I have actually laid eyes on my own dad's face all that often, anyway"

-He meets up with

-"Man," he says, admiringly. "And I thought my sister had issues!"

-He meets up with

-They sit there and look at each other

-Pika finally speaks. "So why did they put us together, do you think? Tell me a little bit about about yourself"

-Zenitsu says, "Well, okay. I kind of have a self-esteem problem, think I'm weak, and spend a lot of time throwing myself at chicks begging them to give me the time of day. You?"

-Kurapika is silent for a second. "I killed a dude about three times my size...then single-handedly captured his boss, who happens to lead the deadliest gang in existence, beat the shit out of him, and rammed a dagger thing into his heart which took away all his Nen abilities."

-Zenitsu is also silent. "Uh, so how are you with the ladies?"

-Kurapika sighs. "I guess they figured we were the two cute token blond characters"

-He meets up with

-You introduce the two, and then leave them alone to get to know each other

-After about an hour, you check in to see how they are hitting it off

-They're both sitting on the floor, shirtless, scarfing tempura, drinking beer, and laughing their heads off

-"Where'd you find this guy," screams Leorio. "He's a fucking crack-up!"

-Inosuke gives a huge, Animal House-style belch

-"Son," says Leorio admiringly, giving him a slap on the back. "You gotta stop wearing that pig head. You way too pretty, boy, to be hiding it"

-He meets up with

-The two of them stand in front of each other and give each other a head-to-toe look-over

-Hisoka bursts into raucous laughter. "Anyone ever tell you that you look like--" He executes a Moonwalk, then stands on his toes

-Muzan's face remains grim. "I'm not even going to note who you look like, clown," he says in a monotone

-He meets up with

-"Oh, wow," enthuses Tanjiro. "Illumi Zoldyck! I know why they must have paired us together. I'm the oldest son and I have five younger siblings"

-"Yep," says Illumi. "Four here, myself"

-"I have such wonderful, amazing memories of my younger brothers and sisters," says Tanjiro, wistfully. "We were so happy and I always tried to be the best big brother to them..."

-Illumi gets a strange look on his face

-"How about you? I bet you are a fantastic big brother too...don't you love being the oldest? What fun things did you do with them growing up?"

-"Uh," says Illumi. "I poked needles in their brains, and one time I cooked up a pretty elaborate plan to kill one of them in a power-mad grab. Y'know. That kind of thing."

-He meets up with

-They give each other the side eye for a few minutes

-"Nice to meet you," Chrollo finally says. "I'm the resident 'devastatingly handsome genius who can kick your ass with both hands tied behind my back' around here"

-"The pleasure is mine," replies Giyu. "I happen to be the resident 'devastatingly handsome genius who can kick your ass with both hands tied behind my back' around my neck of the woods, isn't that a coinky-dink?"

-Chrollo is silent for a minute. "Hey," he says. "You ever hear what they say the definition of 'WAP' is? When yo' girl sees Chrollo Lucilfer walking down the street...."

-"Oh really?" drawls Giyu. "I heard it another way. When yo' girl, her besties, her sisters, and her momma see Giyu Tomioka walking down the street..."

-Gon walks by. "Oh can it, both of you," he calls out. "Neither one of you are Levi Ackerman."

-He meets up with

-"Hey," hisses Feitan. "I'm the original 'bringing sexy back' mask wearer around here, dude"

-Obanai looks at him coolly. "I'm actually wearing my mask for a legitimate reason, you fashion victim"

-He meets up with

-"Hi! I'm Enmu," says Enmu. "I like to take my pants down and show my bare butt to everyone whenever a train passes by!"

-Shalnark says to himself, "Shit, man. This has to be Danchou exacting revenge on me for slacking off on the job last week."