-Stops short, giggles and points at you

-Says "Ewwww...you're gross!"

-Laughs hysterically

-Offers to get in a fart contest with you to see who can do it louder

-Gets an uncomfortable look on his face, but chooses to ignore it

-Says, "For Godsake, what did you eat for breakfast today?"

-Offers up some sort of anti-gas pills

-Snickers

-Uses it as an excuse to rope you into a conversation about all things anal

-Does not seem to have heard it

-After a few moments, sniffs the air in confusion

-Gives you a disgusted look and shakes his head

-Mutters something uncomplimentary-sounding in his language

-Goes outside

-Says, "If you have to do that, can you at least go do it in the bathroom, for crying out loud?"