It's vacation time and your favorite boy has plans!

-He thinks a cruise would be a lot of fun

-Books a room on a ship with tons of things to do, including a full casino and like 10 restaurants

-He tries literally everything they offer, including the totally cheesy dance contest and karaoke nights

-He is crazy excited every time you pull into port and visit a new country

-Wants to try snowboarding

-Takes you to the mountains

-He kicks ass on the slopes

-Is doing double black diamonds no problem by the end of the week

-Wants to go somewhere to unwind

-Someplace tropical and warm

-Consults guidebooks to learn about the flora and fauna of different destinations

-He wants to make sure he goes someplace there aren't any spiders

-He thinks a big-city destination would be perfect for vacation

-Books a room in a cool hotel in a huge metropolis

-You wander the streets during the day and try every single hot restaurant in town

-At night you dress up and go to shows and nightclubs

-It's not relaxing at all, but fun

-"You have vacation time coming up?" he asks

-He tells you to pack a bag and come on over

-He keeps you busy all week long

-You don't actually leave his place

-Illumi comes from a distinguished (if infamous) family so he's been everywhere

-Knows a family friend who has a beautiful gothic-style mansion in a garden setting

-He takes you there and you spend all week relaxing, picking flowers, and digging holes

-It's hard to sync your schedules since he has so much going on

-Says he can't take time off, but if you're free, why not tag along with him for a week?

-He covers a whirlwind amount of ground during that time

-Puts you up in nice hotels and gives you a (stolen) credit card to amuse yourself while he's busy

-You don't ask what he's doing during the day

-You don't expect him to agree to go on vacation

-You're surprised when he says OK

-You take him to a beachfront resort

-He takes off his coat, mask, and boots; opens up the window so he can hear the ocean, and promptly falls asleep

-He sleeps for literally the entire week

-You realize his day-to-day life is pretty stressful

-Yay! Vacation!

-He wants to go somewhere where you can dance, drink beer, and party

-You take him to a party town and he is delighted

-He does the limbo under a flaming stick and gets slightly singed

-Wins a prize for finishing a drink the size of his head in 15 minutes

-All the bartenders and waiters learn his name by the second day