《hunter x hunter》When You Catch Him Naked
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(For the sake of not being pervy, let's assume he's at least 18)
-You walk into the bathroom and he's coming out of the shower
-He is stunned for a second but recovers quickly
-Says "oops," and grabs a towel
-You didn't really see much
-You both decide to not mention it again
(Kil is also 18 here)
-You have something really great to tell him so you burst into his room without knocking
-He's totally naked and flexing in the mirror looking at his biceps
-He jumps 10 feet and turns bright red
-You beat a hasty retreat and completely forget what you wanted to tell him
-You come by his place without calling first
-It's early in the morning
-You decide it would be fun to surprise him so you let yourself in
-He's naked and hunting around his living room for something
-When he sees you, he says "Oh God, excuse me" and goes back into his bedroom
-He tells you later he was trying to get dressed and couldn't find a specific item of clothing
-It's not a big deal to him that you saw him nude
-You're in his kitchen
-He doesn't know you're over
-He comes into the kitchen naked and opens up the fridge
-"Bedtime snack?" you say
-He startles and turns around, then starts laughing
-"Check it out!" he says
-Hisoka is taking another one of his full-on look-in-the-mirror showers
-You walk into the bathroom and begin conversing with him
-You do this all the time
-He's an exhibitionist and you've already seen him naked about 1000 times
-He just washed his hair and it takes forever to dry
-It's a hot day so he decides he'll sit outside on the patio and maybe it'll dry quicker out there
-He's in a towel, but when he gets outside, the sun feels so good he unwraps the towel and sits on it
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-He forgot you said you were coming by to say hi, and dozes off in the warm sun
-You stumble across him
-Everything is on absolute full display
-He opens his eyes and calmly rearranges the towel
-Asks, "Is my hair dry yet?"
-Just finished showering and is in a towel fully intending to get dressed
-His phone beeps and he looks at it
-Someone has texted him something super important and as he digests it, he forgets to hang on to his towel and it falls off
-He continues to concentrate on the texts fully nude, not even noticing the towel dropped
-You walk in
-He looks down at himself and says "Oh."
-It's hard to catch Feitan naked
-He's always head-to-toe wrapped up in his coat and mask
-You always wondered what was going on under there
-You sneak to the bathroom while you know he is showering
-You open the door and take a good long look at everything he's got
-He notices you and lifts an eyebrow, but doesn't say anything
-He returns to showering and ignores you
-You suddenly feel scared about how he's going to get you back for this
-He likes to sleep naked but nobody knows this about him
-You come by to say hi one day and are told he's still asleep in bed
-You want to surprise him so you run into his room and jump on the bed
-You realize, OMG, he's totally nude!
-You start laughing
-He wakes up and rubs his eyes crankily.
-"So what?" he says
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