-Will try to joke you out of it

-When you respond coldly, he'll be a little hurt

-Will offer up snacks, ask if you're hungry

-Will also ask if maybe you'd like to take a walk or something

-If none of these work, he'll give you a worried kiss on your forehead and leave you be

-He'll give you a lot of space

-Suggest maybe getting some fresh air

-Won't press you or hold it against you

-Will go about his own biz until you are in a better state of mind

-First thing he does is go brew some hot water in the teapot

-Runs you a bath

-Tells you to just soak for a while and try a cup of this nice tea he bought

-He quietly makes a simple dinner

-Asks if it's OK if he can watch some series on TV

-If you say it's fine, he'll hunker down and eat dinner by your side in bed and not try to make you tell him what's wrong

-Gets pissed when you don't tell him what's upsetting you

-Says "I'm going to figure this out so you might as well tell me"

-If you continue to pout he'll grumble

-Eventually he'll say "Let's go out, some fresh air will do you good"

-He buys you dinner at a restaurant you like and you do feel a lot better afterwards

-Ponders your bad mood for a bit

-Asks you if you'd like him to perform some extremely pleasurable but kinky sex act on you to take your mind off of whatever is bothering you

-If you say yes, he rises to the occasion very well

-If you say no, he just chuckles and leaves you to your moodiness

-Either way he doesn't really care

-He leaves you completely alone

-He privately wishes you'd get back to normal

-He sucks at this

-He's mad at his mom for not teaching him how to handle women better

-Leaves you alone for a little while

-Eventually nuzzles up to you and starts licking your earlobe

-He's so damn hot you try to stay irritated but he wins again

-You end up getting a really good sleep afterwards and feel totally 100% in the morning

-He just sits and observes you

-He's creepy AF

-Sexy creepy AF, though

-He fixes you a whopper of a drink and that loosens you up considerably

-If you're in the mood, you wreck each other; if you're not, he is fine with just reading in bed and eventually falling asleep

-The fact that he does not care either way is driving you insane, his indifference is a remarkable turn-on

-You gave him a book last week from the library that you finished ahead of return date, you notice he's picked it up and going through it pretty quickly

-It cheers you up to know Feitan is actually this highly literate individual

-He can't deal with you being all cranky and bitchy

-It makes him become cranky and bitchy in return

-He's like, "Fine! Be a bitch and don't tell me what's wrong! Like I care!"

-He stamps out

-He comes back a couple hours later and is contrite and asks if you want to go get some ice cream or something.