《hunter x hunter》How He Showers
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-Has a regime
-Works out daily, then takes a shower before dinner
-He is efficient and doesn't spend much time in there
-Tends to like soap products that smell minty
-Also has a regime
-Is used to being assassin trained by his dad and Illumi, so he pretty much jumps in and jumps out fast
-No wasting time and no letting his guard down
-That scene in HXH where he had to take a bath at Aunt Mito's house was really weird for him
-Is always so tired at the end of the day
-Showering feels good before bed and chills him out
-Sometimes he loses himself in thought and will just stand under the water for a quite a while
-Doesn't like heavily scented products. Uses unscented or very lightly scented, all natural organic soaps and gels
-Showers in the morning to wake himself up
-He's a doctor and they are always on call or rushing around, so he is also pretty efficient with his time
-Buys whatever soap/shampoo is on sale and doesn't really care what he uses
-His bathroom has a strategically placed mirror so he can admire himself nude
-Opens the blinds so the neighbors can get a peek at him too
-Not above jacking off in the shower if his thoughts run away with him
-Likes products that smell fruity
-You'd think he'd be quick and efficient given he's a Zoldyck like Killua
-Nope. He spends the most time in the shower out of all of them
-It's that butt-length hair of his
-It takes forever to wash it and get all the suds out
-He has embarrassingly expensive shampoos and conditioners
-He would die before admitting how much he spends on his hair products
-The hair also takes about three hours to dry, so he only showers when he knows he has time to sit around and let his hair dry
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-He won't use a blow-dryer because he read somewhere that heat styling is bad for your hair
-Puts on relaxing music while he showers
-Like Kurapika, he can get lost in thought while in there
-Is trying to break this habit because he's not fond of wasting time
-Is very particular about what soap he uses and carries it around with him
-You'll never catch this guy using the free hotel soap and shampoo
-More often than not, Feitan has been doing some sort of disgusting bloody Troupe work
-So he is totally repulsive and covered with filth when he's done every day
-He makes sure he washes up every inch of his body and is very fastidious about it
-Then rinses off for a while to make certain everything is washed away
-Meditates to strengthen his Nen during the rinse period
-Doesn't care what kind of soap as long as it's strong enough to get all that nasty shit off him
-Sings loudly in the shower
-It annoys all his Troupe colleagues but they put up with it
-He secretly likes taking baths better than showers, but rarely has enough time to lounge around and do that
-Prefers soap products with a crisp, masculine scent
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