《》Freaky Friday
Advertisement
In honor of everyone's favorite day of the week, let's engage in a crazy HxH version of Freaky Friday.
Everyone wakes up and discovers...THEY HAVE TURNED INTO HISOKA.
Somehow, overnight, this strange phenomenon has occurred.
EVERYONE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR, AND THEY ARE FREAKIN' !!!!!
Here's what happens!
-Looks at himself in the mirror sleepily as he's squeezing toothpaste onto his brush
-Startles awake
-Screams reflexively, and before he can stop himself, punches the mirror with full Rock-Paper-Scissors force
-The mirror shatters
-Gon looks at his lacerated, blood-covered fist, blinks, and suddenly has an idea
-After 10 minutes of intense concentration, he curses aloud. "How the hell does he do that Texture Surprise bullshit, again?!"
-Looks at himself in the mirror sleepily as he's taking off his pajamas to get dressed
-Startles awake
-Grabs his phone
-"Illumi! HELP! Fuck, I need your help really bad right now..."
-Notices that he is not wearing pants, and, unable to control himself, gives himself an up-and-down look
-"I guess it really is the same as what we saw at Greed Island"
-Looks at himself--not sleepily, Kurapika goes to bed on schedule and sets his alarm at the same time every morning--as he's wiping a smudge off the mirror meticulously with a Kleenex
-Exhales a deep, annoyed sigh
-"It's days like this that I really hate being a Conjurer"
-Looks at himself sleepily as he's preparing to shave
-Nearly slits his throat with the razor
-"Shit, how much did I have to drink last night?"
-Calls Zepile
-"Dude. Remind me not to get so farkin' lit next time we go out, 'kay?"
-Looks at himself in the mirror
-To his delight, he has actually turned into Illumi
-Masturbates
-Looks at himself in the mirror with his usual blank expression
-Makes a face
Advertisement
-Calls Hisoka. "Very funny. Ha ha. Now switch it back."
-Listens for a few minutes, then hangs up and shakes his head
-Calls Milluki. "I told you, you little shit, the next time you mess with my cup of poison tea ..."
-Looks at himself in the mirror as he's preparing to give himself his daily admiring "What a handsome sonofabitch you are, Danchou" pep talk
-Blinks several times
-"I killed him, he came back to life, and now I am him?"
-Looks at himself in the mirror as he's about to tie his scarf around his face
-Stops short
-Closes his eyes in disgust
-"I no like Hisoka. Why Chrollo let this happen?"
-Looks at himself sleepily in the mirror as he's taking a piss
-Stops mid-stream, he's so shocked
-Decides that this might be kind of fun
-Goes and asks Machi if she'll spend the night with him
Advertisement
- In Serial42 Chapters
Kairos: A Greek Myth LitRPG
Available for purchase on Kindle Unlimited and Audible! It has been centuries since mortals unlocked the secrets of the Fate System and overthrew Mount Olympus. The old gods are dead, and their thrones are empty. Kairos, a young pirate with the ability to speak with animals, has an ambition: to ascend as the newest deity of a flooded world. But divine power is not given. It is taken.Now Kairos must sail the endless sea, tame fearsome monsters, and conquer new lands. The challenges are many, but he will face them all. For Kairos is a cunning [Rogue] indeed... Cover by Vitaly S. Alexius.
8 516 - In Serial247 Chapters
Reborn as a DRAGON
My name is Tim, or it was until I died. There was no light at the end of the tunnel, no white room to choose any cheats from, nor was there any meeting with God. I didn’t die heroically while saving someone, and I certainly didn’t get hit by a truck. My death was rather stupid and anticlimactic, I had apparently bumped my head while sleeping and passed away... That should have been the end of the road for me, but like many self-proclaimed main characters, I joined the army of multi-dimensional travelers and was reincarnated. Being an avid light novel and manga reader, I would have been excited about the opportunity, if not for my new siblings, who tried to kill me as soon as I was born, or for my mother, who seemed to have a thing for throwing me off cliffs. And let’s not forget my murderous father, who forced me to flatten a small country as my Rite of passage. Oh, did I mention I was reborn as a Dragon? PS: Earlier releases on patreon: Patreon Discord server PPS: The cover is made by Instagram: Simplegray_owo
8 764 - In Serial78 Chapters
Immortal Foundations
In the True Apex Supreme Heaven, countless beings walk the path towards immortality struggling to forge a path to the peak. In the small Xing empire in a border region between two battling righteous and demonic superpowers a man is robbed of his place and forced to find a new path inside of a sect in a backwater lesser territory of the empire called the twisted territories. Centuries after that wayward son finds his new way Fan Zhong, a young heir to a clan inside a small valley within the twisted territories begins his own path along the martial way. The will of the heavens is profound and mysterious causing these two to walk forward one bitter step at a time, what drives them to live on and preserve? What can allow someone to walk the bitter path of hardship and sorrow? To live as a mortal is to be brief as a spark but to withstand eternity an unshakeable will is the lowest requirement. To achieve such a lofty goal your roots must be firm and your Dao heart unshakeable so that no one under heaven can deny your immortal foundations!
8 200 - In Serial26 Chapters
Project G00
|Nanopunk |Crafting | Detailed Science and experiments | Inner thoughts | Bio-Robots | Evolution | Infodumps | Tell not Show | Insane to Sane | Slow and Detailed Pace | Puddle to Unknown | Artificial Intelligence | Trans-humanism | Bad Jokes | Moving 'Dungeon' Core | Hi! I am G00. I am a project made by some weirdo. Some may refer to me as the wobbly thing in the fridge or the slimy thing in the ceiling. Others might tell you about that sticky thing inside your nose. In the end, they called me the Seed of Life, yet didn’t tell me what I was supposed to become. Furthermore, it just happens that this stage was the most miserable place to reincarnate... Reincarnate as in… What the hell did I become?! (Whispers) You are a puddle. A puddle? (Whispers) Yes. C’mon little guy, say your lines! You’re live right now! Welcome to puddle-springs aka the afterlife of a puddle. CUT! Eh? Why?! No edition or photoshop needed?! We’re short on puddle-staff. The camera is broken, I am broken, and you are broken. Wait! How can a puddle be broken? You are not a puddle, you are frozen yogurt. NOOOOOOOOOO! Additional summary: Spoiler: Spoiler Humanity has finally made the second step towards space. Many developments were taking place at the time this happened. All of them accomplished thanks to nanotechnology. Inventions regarding Artificial Intelligence and nanorobotics created the opportunity, a way to terraform planets by sending nanorobots to space. Their orders? Colonizing and preparing the new worlds before humanity's arrival, aka terraforming. Meet G00, a weird agglomeration of nanomachines. A bit stupid, but it's not because he was like that. The little guy... 'He' is really broken. The hardest start of a story is when language is oddly misunderstood, when you know nothing of the place you just arrived; when your companion is a buggy system, and when you have to repair yourself with whatever trash you can scavenge from your surroundings. All of this while you fight your worst enemy: potatoes? What will you do in an unfamiliar circumstance where nothing is what it seems and where you won't even understand the boring ramblings of a confused main character? Well, patience will... probably have a reward? Additional tags and disclaimers: Read before starting the story: Harem: Not included for the moment, depends on characters added, votes by readers, and things that happen on the go. Magic: Far away chapters maybe... as part of high level or non-understandable things by science. Slice of life: Probably some parts will include it. Disclaimer #1: Crazy amount of content about high-tech info-dumps, slow pace, starts with biology and nanotechnology. Might have some weird jokes and puns. Game bugs are also possible. Disclaimer #2: No puddles were harmed during the making of this story. No character is real, no real puddle was used as part of the cast. Character is stupid at the start on purpose but he will get beta and beta. All written content follows a logical approach no matter how stupid it appears to be, maybe… Because it’s just a raccoon splashing some cotton-candy over a puddle after it was thrown. Yup, a bully raccoon with rabies or so it seems.
8 176 - In Serial8 Chapters
Devilish Origins
A Reckoning. The preparation of many millennia. The last descendants of an extinct line. An enemy, hidden in plain sight. Welcome to the Edean Devil Origin story.
8 83 - In Serial51 Chapters
Origin Of The Forsaken
Randomly selected by the system Darius is sent to another world to learn and grow stronger to prepare his world for the coming threat. Chapters will generally be released Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. (This is my first attempt at writing, criticism and suggestions are encouraged.)
8 147
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
