《》"I'm So Bored"
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Is there anything worse than a boring-ass Sunday when you know you have the whole afternoon free, and tomorrow's Monday, and you want to go do something fun. But nothing sounds interesting?
Let's call up the HxH crew for some suggestions.
-"You're bored? How can you be bored? I'm never bored"
-"OK. Wanna arm wrestle?"
-"Wanna watch me punch a massive hole in a brick wall?
-"Wanna go save an abandoned foxbear cub?"
-"Wanna go on a date with this weird chick I know named Palm? She's kind of intense but really cute"
-"Wanna hear Hisoka make this really funny obnoxious groaning noise for about five minutes straight without taking a breath? They have it on YouTube in various languages"
-"You're bored?"
-"If it gets really bad, come over. You can drink some poison. We have lots of it"
-"Or hey! You can always try your luck with Alluka. Last time, Milluki scored this rad computer system, and nobody we actually knew died."
-(Kurapika does not answer his phone. He doesn't answer his phone for anyone)
-"Come on over and we'll make a bet, I get to guess whether you are a man or a woman"
-"Hee hee, I know, not that old tired one again." (Giggles)
-"I dunno then. Go call Kurapika"
-"HEE HEE HEE, I know he never answers his phone"
-(Giggles harder; you hang up)
-(You call him and inform him that you're bored)
-(You listen to what he has to say for a few minutes)
-(You end the call, put the phone down, put your chin in your hands, and shake your head in dismay)
-(You call him and inform him that you're bored)
-"Oh. Okay."
-(You ask him "Well, aren't you going to do anything about it?")
-"No."
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-(You call him and inform him that you're bored)
-"God damn it, I'm like, literally right in the middle of fighting Silva and Zeno Zoldyck, could you have picked a worse time to bug me?"
-(You ask him why he answered the call in the first place, then)
-"Who do you think I am? Kurapika? Sheesh. It might have been important."
-"You're bored?"
-"You already called up Hisoka?"
-(Listens for a minute and nods) "I know, I know. I no like Hisoka, either. Why Chrollo let him do as he want?"
-(Offers to remove a few of your teeth)
-As usual, Shalnark is the only one who has a grain of sense in his head
-He says he'll be right over to pick you up; you guys can go to the movies
-When he gets there, however, you realize Franklin and Uvo came along and there's no place for you to sit in the car because the meatheads are so fucking huge. So you have to sit in Franklin's lap
-Is it Monday yet?
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