1k memes :) Also, my friend recently took over my Wattpad account and pretended to be me. She posted some weird note on my convo board but besides that, I don't think she did anything. But let me know if there is something she changed.

When Alvar and Mansi get married-

Alvar, very drunk: *points to Mansi* That's my girlfriend, suckers!

Nour, scoffing into his drink: That's your wife, dumbass.

Alvar: mY WiFE?! EVEN BETTER!

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Alexios: I am a creature of pure power-

Alexios: A trained warrior, faithfully serving my very own sister, Mentore Amalia Morretti!

Alexios: My levels of maturity and strength is-

Sophie: Yo, moron, your chicken nuggets are ready.

Alexios: N i C e

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Sophie, being interrogated after being kidnapped:

Neverseen: *cracks knuckles*

Sophie: Is that supposed to intimidate me?

*fingers start to glow like glowsticks*

Sophie: k I'm scared but also that's rad-

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Just, Maria and Filomena's marriage.

Maria: *Calls*

Filomena: This better be important, I'm busy.

Maria: Bees don't have lungs.

Filomena: *long pause* Tell me everything.

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*Alexios opens a bag of original Lays potato chips*

*Alexios glares at Alvar from across the table*

Alexios, in Inalian: Hey, Lia, do you like Classic Lays or Sour Cream Lays?

Sophie, confused, in Inalian back: I prefer the barbeque ones actually *glances at Alvar* why are we looking at Alvar?

Alexios, practically growling: I want him to think we're talking about him, he barely understands Inalian. I like the plain ones on sandwiches. What about you?

Sophie, evilly grinning at Alvar: I eat sandwiches with the dill pickle flavor, so it tastes like a picnic.

Alvar: *nervous sweating*

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Sophie: It's so dark in here.

Ruy: Don't worry Bae I got this.

Ruy: *stomps feet*

Ruy: *Sketchers light up*

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Kidnappers: We have your child!

Maria: No you don't. Amalia is reading next to the fireplace, Alexios is sharpening his dagger, Maha is sewing, Mansi is helping Filomena with the tarts, Ruy is practicing on his guitar, and Alvar is hanging out with Lilac.

Kidnapper: Then who keeps yelling at us that our soldiers are poorly trained, calling us moronic disasters, and laughed at one of the soldiers when he tripped over his sword-"

Maria- OH MY GAWDS THEY HAVE NOUR

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Sophie, walking into a meeting: Sorry I'm late, I was doing something.

Emery, stumbling through the door: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS

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Sibylline, designing Sophie's aethetic- Life is hard when I simultaneously want her to look like an ethereal fairy princess, a witch, a gothic heroine, and a disgruntled human being.

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Lilac after coming home from school.

Sophie: Lilac, why are you drinking hot chocolate spiked with five-hour energy at 10 pm?

Lilac: TiME iS an ILlUsIoN, OncE WE ReaLizE THaT We cAn LiVE HaPPy

Lilac: *Takes a sip*

Lilac: I AlSO HaVE A 10 PaGe EssAY DUe ToMORow ThAt I HaVEnt EvEn StArTed

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Sophie: Babe, when I get murdered, please make sure it's an unsolved case

Ruy: What?

Sophie: I want to end up on Buzzfeed unsolved

Ruy: Can we go back to the "When I get murdered" bit?

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Trying to get in contact with Allesandro:

Alexios: WAIT it's moving!

Sophie: *scrambling over* What is he trying to say?

Allesandro, through the ouija board: I-T-S P-A-S-T Y-O-U-R B-E-D T-I-M-E G-O T-H-E F-U-C-K T-O S-L-E-E-P

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Maria: I'm having a child

Ruy: Oh, okay, that's gr-

Maria: *Slams down a pad of adoption papers* It's you, sign here

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Meanwhile, at the Morretti Villa

Lilac: What time is it?

Ruy: Idk, pass me the guitar, I'll find out

Ruy: *Riffs on guitar, walls shaking, furniture moving*

Sophie: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE GUITAR AT 2 AM

Ruy: It's 2 AM

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Lilac, once she meets Elrond.

Lilac: can i say a bad word?

Lilac: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!

Sophie, shrugging: Sure, why not.

Alexios, whispering: are you sure?

Sophie, also whispering: what bad words could she know-

Lilac, at Elrond: YOU MOTHERF*CKING B*TCH-

Sophie: oh mY GODS-

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Ruy: *Laying next to Sophie, who's sleeping soundly FOR ONCE* N i c e

Sophie: *Cuddles closer to Ruy, smiling slightly

Ruy: *holding back tears* N I C E

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Sophie, sleep-deprived and somehow getting arrested: On Halloween, we dress up as skeletons, but every other day of the year our skeletons dress up as us

Officer: You have the right to remain quiet, you know

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Alvar, singing: You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

You're gonna know why

Alvar, no longer singing: RUY TOOK MY HAIRGEL AND I'M NOT OKAY

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*During the battle of Eternalia*

Elves: AREN'T YOU GUYS SCARED?!

Assassins: *look at one another and shrug*

Sophie: I mean, I have lived way longer than I thought I would've, so-

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Readers: *Snatch away characters*

Sibylline: W-wait

Readers: *Snuggle everyone in a blanket*

Sibylline: Hey I need those-

Readers: *locks them in another room*

Readers: You can have these back when you learn to play nicely

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Sophie: Where is Nour?

Maha: He is playing dress-up with Lilac.

Sophie, already getting her camera ready: Wait, seriously?

Maha: Yeah, she was upset about some kid in her class calling her names.

Sophie, still unsure: That's sweet of him, distracting her like that...

Meanwhile~

Nour, trifling through Lilac's poofy dresses and heeled shoes: Aha! now, these boots have a reinforced sole, meaning your kicks are going to be twice as painful.

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Alvar: I love you

Mansi, chewing on potato chips: You should, I'm a goddamn miracle

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(when) If Sophie and Ruy get married

Sophie: You are an idiot

Ruy: I'm your idiot

Ruy: *wiggles ring finger* foreverrrrrrrrrr

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Sophie: I have figured out ancient puzzles, deciphered ruins, and my tactical skill is constantly praised, and I work to improve it every day.

Alexios, leaning against the vending machine: Then why is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Sophie: I paid for my skittles, I'm getting my skittles.

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Alexios: Can you answer questions without your usual level of sarcasm?

Sophie: As long as you ask questions without your usual level of stupid.

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Lmao, there is no in-between for these siblings

Sophie: * breaths*

Alexios: Are you okay? Were you hurt on one of your missions? How can I help?

OR

Sophie: * breaths*

Alexios: must you?

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Before Ruy and Sophie were friends.

Sophie: Can you pass the salt?

Ruy, opening the salt lid and pouring the whole thing on his meal: We're out of salt

Sophie: Can I borrow your cloak? It's freezing out here.

Ruy: *fastening cloak around his shoulders* don't have it with me

Sophie: Ruy-

Ruy: Sorry, he is not here right now

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Maha whenever she tries to flirt

Maha: I guess you can say I've... fallen, for you? *winks*

Flirting victim: You just fell down an entire flight of stairs how are you alive-

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When Ruy nearly got himself killed protecting Sofia and Sophie was mad at him.

Ruy: Babe.

Sophie: Fellow associate.

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Right before that Malvar wedding

Alvar: Oh my god I can't do this- I'm not good enough for her!

Sophie: Damn right your not, if she was smart she would've married me. I shipped that.

Ruy:

Ruy: *pointed coughing*

Sophie: *turns to Ruy, her eyebrow cocked*

Sophie: ...

Sophie: Right.

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If Sophie ever had to save Emery,

Sophie: damn, okay, we have to get through this locked door somehow... quick, Emery, give me your credit card.

Emery: here!

Sophie: *pocketing the card* Cool, Alexios, break down the door.

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Sophie: Why is your back all scratched up?

Ruy: *flashes back to when he chased after a badger after Sophie told him not to*

Ruy: I'm having an affair

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Maha: What do you think Mansi and Sophie are going to do for a distraction?

Nour: Who knows, maybe throw a rock or make a sound, that is what I would do-

*building in the distance explodes, sirens wailing and people screaming*

Nour, sighing: Or they could do that

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Maria, trying to instill good habits in their children, birth children or not: Water is great for you! want clear skin? Water! Want to lose weight? Water! Want to play outside longer? Water!

Allesandro, from the other room: Sick of people telling you what to do? Drown them.

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Alvar: Has anyone seen my wife?

Person: What does she look like?

Alvar: She has dark-

Mansi, from a tree: BEAUTIFUL

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Emery: Must you always attack me with words?

Sophie: Would you like me to use rocks?

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Sophie: Ruy, please! Don't do it, I love you...

Ruy: I'm so sorry, I have to.

Sophie: Ruy, the love of my life, the peanut butter to my jelly, the yee to my haw. Please don't do this...

Ruy: I'm so sorry... *Places a 4+ card*

Ruy: Uno.

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Biana going out for a date with Tam:

Sophie, Mansi, and Maha dragged into the dressing room with her...

Mansi: I think the dress is cute!

Maha: Really, it's adorable

Biana: Well, yes, but is it cute enough to destroy his whole life?

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Ruy knows where the key to Alvar's apartment is: *pulls back curtain while Alvar is in the shower*

Ruy: Are we- stop screaming it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?

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Okay, I'm done. I just wanted to do a bunch of them soooo sorry if it is a bit long! Happy 1k!