《Codename: Kids Next Door (with me and my bff's ocs)》Operation D.I.A.P.E.R.
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Started when numbuh 1,2,3,4 & 7 went to hospital for saving the babies riding on S.T.O.R.K.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Alright, team. Listen up, my suspicions have recently been confirmed. Babies don't just magically appear in hospitals, they are systematically kidnapped by evil adults and then placed in so-called nurseries, where they're subjected to inidous experiments, turn them directly into adults and terminatnating their only chance glorious childhood. So, it's up to us to liberate these babies from insidious adult laboratories.
When they're arrive at the hospital, they're getting ready to save the babies by shoot the doctors and nurses with their weapons to trap them so can't ever run after them.
Nurse: Hold on, kids. You can't just go-ohh! *gets shoot on her uniform and flys to the wall*
The next floor of the hospital....
Numbuh 1,3,4 & 7: *runs and kept shoot their weapons*
Abby's dad: Hey, what's the- *grunts*
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: That does it for crowd control.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Numbuh 2, prepare for baby liberation in t-minus 10 seconds.
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Hi, babies! Hello!
Numbuh 4 & 7: *spit on their hands, rubs them and use the some kind of bat weapon to break the window to save babies*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *use the s.t.o.r.k. to lift the hospital buliding to get numbuh 1,3,4, 7 & babies*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Get along, little babies! Yee-haw! *s.t.o.r.k. open it's mouth to catch them* Whee!
S.t.o.r.k.: *burps, put the buliding down and drives off*
At the treehouse....
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Oh, man! Why do we have to put the stinky babies in my room? *as numbuh 7 chuckle*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: We all have to make sacrifices in the war against adult tyranny, numbuh 4.
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Oh no, you didn't! You guys actually went ahead and did that baby mission? *as came in along with numbuh 8 & 11*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: But they were kiddy-napped.
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Those babies weren't kidnapped. *face plam* Well, excpet by you guys.
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Babies are supposed to be in hospitals!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: We don't need to hear any more of your insane theories, numbuh 5, 8 and 11.
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Look, my older brother has a couple of kids and they were born in a hospital. Besides what are you gonna do with a bunch of babies, anyway?
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Well, once numbuh 2 finishes forging their new identities, these babies will be set free and integrated back into kid society. That way, they will be free to experience all the fun of kid-dom instead of slave to the age-changeing experiments of adult.
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: You really have no idea where babies come from, do you?
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Of course i do. They come from baby eggs.
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Alright, listen. I'm gonna tell you straight up. Babies come from- *hear babies crying and screaming*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Oh, nice, numbuh 5. You've made them cry.
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Me? Fine. You try to take care of them yourself then. *as numbuh 8 & 11 nods agree before jump off numbuh 4's bed*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: We will. Won't we, guys?
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Uh..we try i think? *try to shake the toy to the baby but baby grabs it and throws it away while crying* Hey, i was trying to get you to stop crying.
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Numbuh 4 aka Wally: *shake the baby carriage* Don't you understand?! I said, 'stop crying now'!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: I can help. I speak baby. *looks at the baby and make baby talk*
Baby: *stop crying* Ooh. *coos*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Uh-huh. *continued baby talk* Jackson says he wants to play with my i-smell-a-stinky rainbow monkey and said something about rubbing tuna fish under his armpits.
Babies: *crying even more but louder*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Come on, babies! Stop crying, please! *make funny face* Look. *start dancing* I'm dancing around like a moron.
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: *had a candy* Take this candy and pipe down, kid!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: What do you mean grape? You siad you wanted root beer.
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *rock baby jackson* Come on, come on! Where the batteries in these things?
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: *came in and grab baby jackson from numbuh 7* Give me that. *rock him* Shh. It's okay, little baby. *start to sing a lullaby to make all the babies stop crying* 🎶Hush, my baby don't cry a peep. The moon's in the sky, let's count the sheep. One, two, three, four, i said, hush, shush, shhh, snore, don't wah, blah, rah, or roar. One, two, three, four, i said, hush, shush, shhh, snore, one, two, three, four, sleep tight, not a sound till morn🎶
Numbuh 1,3,4,7,8 & 11: *smile at abby and baby jackson that they thought that lullaby is beautiful*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *break the moment* Well, looks like you have everything under control here, so i'll just go see how numbuh 2 is doing on those papers for the babies. *jumps off*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: And i've got to find my i-smell-a-stinky rainbow monkey. *jumps off*
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: And i've got to go....do....something...uh, not here. *falls out* Wahh!
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: And i should...go with numbuh 4. *chuckle nervously* Hang on, numbuh 4! *gets down and helps him*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Huh.
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: I go help numbuh 3 to find her rainbow monkey, you guys gonna figure out the plan to get babies back in the hospital. *runs off and jumps out*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: We need to get you kids back to your mamas in the hospital before they wake up in the morning but numbuh 1 would kill us if we went against orders.
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: So what are we do?
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: *thinking* Hmmm.
Later....
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: *look at drivers license cards* Aww, they're so cute, numbuh 2!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Yeah, the babies will go totally undetected and they can drive!
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: I hope these babies will learn everything we know.
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: *opens the door* Holy crud! The brats! They're gone!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: It's numbuh 5 and 11. They're talking them back to the hospital. Quick, to the hanger! *runs off along his team*
Later....
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: There they are!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: But numbuh 5?
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: And numbuh 11?
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: I bet they fled. I never realized they was such a superduper big stinking pile of treason.
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: *shocked after numbuh 1 said it* Numbuh 1, you shouldn't speak like that in front of the babies!
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: *gets mad at numbuh 1* And numbuh 5 and 11 are nothing like that!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: It's true they are! And what's the big deal? They can't understand anyway.
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Baby Jackson: No, she's right. You really should watch your language. *evil laugh while showing the teeth*
Numbuh 1,2,3,4,7 & 8: *gasped*
Numbuh 5 & 11: *tied up and talk but they can't talk without their teeth*
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Qué?
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Numbuh 5 and 11 says they wants their eggs cooked over easy.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *turns to jackson and gets mad* Alright, you shrimp. What happened to numbuh 5 and 11's teeth?
Baby Jackson: Isn't it obvious, sherlock? Us babies can't eat real food or talk but with teeth, we can end all that and we have you to thank for liberating us! *evil laugh* Soon, ankle-bitters everywhere will no longer be treated like babies and we will no longer tolerate baby talk from stupid adults like you! *evil laughs unit teeth comes out of his mouth and put the teeth back in* Pardon me. Ankle-bitters, *as the baby carriage into robot* battle stations! *then turn every baby carriages into robots, cars and planes*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *saw the baby rides the plane to shoot the bottles* Incoming formula! *runs off and rolls over* Kids next door, battle sta- Ooh! *gets away*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *drove a plane* Way ahead of you, numbuh 1. Let's put these babies to bed.
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Not before their spanking, numbuh 2. *as drove the car along with numbuh 7*
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: We're coming to get ya, little brat.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *running while screaming*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Who's a good baby? You are.
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Isn't really the best time to baby talk?
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *running* Numbuh 3, numbuh 8, look out!
Numbuh 3 & 8: *scream and move out the way*
Nunbuh 3 aka Kuki: *saw the carriage drove off and gasp* I'll save you, baby! *runs after it but got fall on the ground by one of babies and saw the carriage goes down stairs* Noooooooo!
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Numbuh 3, i'm coming! *babies try to get her but do the flips and helps numbuh 3*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Hang on, numbuh 5 and 11. *grunts while climbing*
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Only a matter of time before we catch you, twerp and you're gonna be crying to your mama when i do!
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Numbuh 4, look out!
Numbuh 4 & 7: *gets slick* Whoa! Baby-drool slick! Wah! Aah! *flys off and crash*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: No! Get off!
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: *fight the babies* Aah! *as flips and kept fighting*
Numbuh 4 & 7: *groaning*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *flys the plane* Alright. Where'd that babay go? *looks around but little did he know that baby is flying right above him and got the diaper on his face* I'm hit! Everything's going stinky! *then the plane crashes*
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: *finally help kuki by get the baby off her so she can get the baby in a carriage but got surrounded by babies and caught her* Aaah!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: *runs off to get baby in a carriage* I'm coming, baby! *as jumps off the stairs, lands on the floor and save the baby* Phew. That was close, wasn't it? *gets hit by a ratter* Oof! Huh? Oooh... *pass out*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *unties numbuh 5 & 11*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: *trys to say something without her teeth*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Are you trying to apologize for disobeying orders?
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: *shake her head for 'no'* Mnh-mnh *trying to say is 'watch out!' As the rest of their team got their teeth out*
Baby Jackson: Time for your checkup, chrome-dome. Your teammates have already given to the tooth fairy. Now, hand over those pearly whites! *pulls out the robotic dentist tools*
Numbuh 1,5 & 11: *runs off* Whoa!
Baby Jackson: Now, i'm angry. Ankle-biters, assemble! *got the carriege into robotic bug*
Numbuh 5 & 11: *try to tell numbuh 1 something and do their hands rocking*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Look, this is no time for charades. We need a pl- Waaah! *get drag by numbuh 5 as nunbuh 11 runs even faster* Numbuh 5, numbuh 11, what are you both doing?
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: *turn everything in the kitchen on while numbuh 11 did that as well*
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *turns the alarm clock*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: *turns the toothbrush on*
Numbuh 5 & 11: *turns the milkshake machines on*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Numbuh 5, numbuh 11, is this really an appropriate time for milkshakes? *as nunbuh 5 & 11 turn everything on somewhere in the treehouse, they went the exit of the treehouse*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *close the door along with numbuh 5 & 11* Now i get it. Rock the babies to sleep. Oh that's brilli- Whoa! *gets it by baby jackson*
Baby Jackson: Here's jackson!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Any more brilliant ideas? *numbuh 5 & 11 runs off* Hey! What are you- Ploo! Plech! *saw a microphone* A microphone?
Numbuh 5 & 11: *try to say that numbuh 1 can sing a lullaby to the babies like numbuh 5 did*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Me? Sing? Un, no. No, i don't sing. Aaah, oh-ohh! *falls down when ankle-bitters come in*
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *trying to say 'just do it!'*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *gets nervous* Uh...Uh... *sing in off key* 🎶Hush, my baby, don't cry a peep, the moon's in the sky, let's count the sheep! One, two, three, four, hush, shoosh, shhh, snore! I said, hush, shoosh, shush, snore! Hush, shush, shoosh, snore! Shush! Hush! Snooore!🎶 I-i did it! Hah-hah! Come on, you want to hear some more? *lullaby did work that make all the babies fall asleep* Uh... 🎶Hush, shush, shoosh, snore!🎶 see? I made them fall asleep right on the floor. *as numbuh 5 & 11 get their teeth back*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: They're not sleeping, rock-tonsils! Your lousy singing knocked them out! *as grab a microphone from numbuh 1*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Oh come on, guys. One more song.
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: How about no.
Later...
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *drives S.T.O.R.K., picks the hospital buliding up, shoots the babies in there, puts the buliding down and drives off*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: *glare at numbuh 1* So numbuh 1, what did you call me and numbuh 11 earlier?
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *glare at numbuh 1 as well* A superduper big stinking pile of treason?
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *chuckle nervously* well, um, uh, So numbuh 5, why don't you finally tell us, where do babies come from?
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: You guys really wanna know? *look at everyone nods and laugh* Ok get this, babies come from...
END TRANMISSION
In the credits...
Numbuh 1 & 8: *shocked with mouths jawed*
Numbuh 2 & 7: *shocked as well*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Ugggggh! Ohhh! *falls his chair where he drives*
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *looks away and saw numbuh 2 faint*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: runs around in a circle and screaming 'ew!'*
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *runs around in circle with numbuh 3 and screaming 'make it stop!'*
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: *shocked and speechless when his hair got up*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: *nods*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *still shocked and snaps out* Wait a second, that's preposterous! Babies don't caome from new jersey! They come from philladelphia.
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