《Codename: Kids Next Door (with me and my bff's ocs)》Operation M.I.N.I.G.O.L.F.
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Miniaturization Is Now Issue-Golfing Opposite Looney Fanatic
There sector v got chased by big brother for stealling something from him and it was carlos (cause he had theif skills)
Big brother: Gimmie back my stuff, you punks! *gonna punch the kids next door*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Look out! *everyone move berfore they get hit*
Big brother: Come back here, you chickens! Nobody runs from big brother! *going to get them but saw numbuh 2* Huh?
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *flys in d.a.r.t. gets hit all over the place and hits big brother*
Big brother: *gets hit* Ooh! *moaning and falls on the ground*
Sector v: *cheered for numbuh 2*
Later...
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Boy, numbuh 2, you really socked it to big brother! Wham! Right between the eyes! *as numbuh 7 nods agreement*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *gets hit by a golf ball* Ow!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Just like that. *as point at the golf ball and numbuh 2*
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: What is that, numbuh 1.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *picks the golf ball* Huh?
???: Amem! I believe that is an official puttkin precision golf ball that you're holding in your grubby little hands, only true champions like myself may possess it so gimme! *grab the ball from numbuh 1*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Hey! Who do you think you are?
???: I am rupert puttkin, world champion miniature golfer.
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: They have champs in mini golf?
Rupert Puttkin: The sport is called miniature golf! Although i shouldn't expect snot-nosed kids, to truly appreciate the skill that only adults can bring to this glorious sport!
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *gets mad* Snot-nosed kids?! Hmmph!
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Well, my pal, numbuh 2 here could beat you any day of the week.
Rupert Puttkin: *laugh* Silly children, miniature golf is a 'man's' sport! If i were to play one zillion, billion times against your fat little friend, i'd mop the floor with him every time!
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Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *gets mad* That's it! I've never played you stupid game but you're on, mister!
Rupert Puttkin: Fantastic! *laugh* I look forward to crushing you.
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *stick his tongue at rupert* Pbbbbbt!
Rupert Puttkin: *gasp and stick his tongue back at Numbuh 2* Pbbbbt!
Numbuh 2 and Rupert: *speaking childish gibberish*
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: *faceplam* Oh hermano. (translation: Oh brother.)
Later...
Numbuh 3 & 4: *chanting*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *look at his putter* Uh...thanks?
Rupert Puttkin: *polish his putter and kiss it* Ready to take your beating, snot-nose kid? *laugh* Watch and learn. *hits the golf ball with his putter and the ball goes in the hole* Your turn, loser!
Numbuh 3 & 4: *chanting*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Go, 2! Go, 2!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *grunts to hit the golf ball with his putter and the ball goes high in the sky*
Rupert Puttkin: *chortles and laughing* Oh, i gotta tell ya, i've seen some bad miniature golf players, but you... You gotta be the worst ever! Ha! *he and eveyone else saw the battleship and the golf ball goes in the hole*
Numbuh 1,3,4,5,7,8 & 11: *cheering*
Rurpert Puttkin: Lucky shot.
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *hits the golf ball once again then the ball goes in the hole*
Numbuh 1,3,4,5,7,8 & 11: *cheering*
Rupert Puttkin: *chuckle nervously*
Numbuh 2 and Rupert puttkin kept going with golf but rupert became super jealous of numbuh 2 that they became equal of the mini golf.
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Don't worry, this hole's pretty easy. *goes the next putt the one with alligator and then hit the golf ball, comes out of the tail and goes in the hole everyone cheered*
The news reporter woman: And we're here live, where a snot-nosed kid is attempting to beat world champion rupert puttkin at the mini golf.
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Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *waves the camera* Hi, mom.
Rupert Puttkin: *gets mad* That's miniature golf! *hits the ball, goes in the hole, wait for applause for him and groans* I can't believe it these people are stupid.
Later...
The news reporter woman: A hush has fallen over this capacity crowd at the 18th and final hole. If puttkin can sink this hole, he'll win and restore proper order to miniature golf universe! If he misses, every ounce of dignity will be stripped from him and he'll live the rest of his miserable life in disgrace! Let's watch.
Rupert Puttkin: Come on, rupert. Hole in one, hole in one, hole in one, hole in one...
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Dude, come down. It's just a game.
Rupert Puttkin: Just...a...game? Just a game?! *gets mad and hits the golf ball up high and realize that what he have done*
The news reporter woman: We have a new champion!
Everyone: *cheered for numbuh 2*
The news reporter woman: Congratulations! Do you plan on going pro?
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Uh, no, i don't think so. Mini golf's kinda dumb.
Rupert Puttkin: *hears what numbuh 2 just said unit night time and gets mad*
At the treehouse numbuh 2 watch tv and rewinds repeat 'Mini golf's kinda dumb.' But then someone knock at the door, numbuh 2 thinks that must have one of his fans but when he open the door the bright appear and blacksout. Numbuh 2 is at rupert's or the great puttinsky's ultimate miniature golf course but they're at the basement. The great puttinsky use his miniaturization ray to shirk numbuh 2 so he can get his revenge by a rematch, puttinsky tries to beat numbuh 2 in the rematch golf but numbuh 2 still good at golf even though he's thinks it's dumb. Finally puttinsky note down the score but he and numbuh 2 were tied, so they made it to the final hole, the flaming hole of doom, he explained that if he get a hole in one through the spinning windmill, it will activate his shrink ray, which will fire down the hole that runs to the center of the earth and then the entire world will be shrunk to the size of a golf ball so he could play golf with the entire solar system and the universe, he use numbuh 2 as the golf ball. Puttinsky hit numbuh 2 to the spinning windmill but he lands one of the windmill's wings and the windmill goes up to pull the shirk ray but as puttinsky laugh evilly, numbuh 2 flys off all over the place, went to the shrink ray and bump the switch from smallest to bigify that made puttinsky gets bigger and golf course. Numbuh 2 still flys off unit he hit puttinsky in the face to make him pass out and the shrink ray's exploded but puttinsky's mom yells wants to know what happen that cause numbuh 2 ran off.
At the treehouse....
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: That was amazing, numbuh 2! You saved the world twice in one day!
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: That is gonna be a kids nsxt door record!
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Way to go, buddy!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *smirk* So, numbuh 2, how about we celebrate with a game of ping-pong? *as everyone pulls out the ping-pong paddle*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *gets scared* Wha-- I, uh... Eep.
END TRANSMISSION
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