《What If Bowser Died?》If Bowser died...Luigi would use a Final Smash
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(scene: Bowser's Castle, throne room)
(Captain Bro and several Koopas are huddled behind an overturned table, anxiously watching the throne room door, which has been barred shut. Screams and explosions come from beyond)
: Stars, I never thought it would end like this.
: You still haven't answered my question! Who's attacking us? How did they get through our defenses?
I don't know, sir, but whoever they are, they're extremely powerful: they knocked through the main gate and all of our patrols in seconds flat. (Flinches as a BOOM! comes from somewhere beyond the throne room)
Grr. I never thought I'd say this, but I wish I hadn't sent the Koopa Kids to camp. They could've pounded this intruder to a pulp with their Clown Cars.
(Throne room door suddenly explodes open. A couple of Hammer Bro guards fly into the room, landing on their noggins and passing out.)
: (to Generals) All right, men. This is it. We might die today, but let them know that we fought with valor and courage!
Koo-rah!
(leaping from behind the table, a boomerang in hand) All right! Stop right there, whoever you are! Not one step further! (Koopas fan out behind him)
(Figure steps through the fog, coming into view.)
: (stunned) What the? It's Luigi!
: That's a-right! It's-a me! Luigi!
You broke into the castle? But...how? You're a weakling.
: I'm-a not a weakling!
Captain, what should we do?
(confounded) Uh... Luigi! Whatever you're doing here, you've trashed Bowser's Castle just when we were starting to repair it! For that, you must die!
: It's-a not Bowser's-a castle anymore! (moves forward)
Have it your way! Men! Attack!
(The Koopas fire their Shell Blasters at Luigi. Luigi jumps and flutter-kicks in the air, avoiding the attacks)
Blast! I forgot he could fly!
Uh, I don't think it's actually flying...
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: (lands) You also a-forgot I could a-do a-this! (Pulls something out of his overalls)
Is that a Smash Ball?
: It is! But I thought those were illegal to use outside of the Smash Tournaments? How'd he get one?
: YAH! (Throws Smash Ball on the ground. It shatters, releasing a tornado of energy that swirls around Luigi)
Uh-oh.
: HIYAHH! (Summons the Poltergust)
(confused) Is that a vaccuum? What are you planning on doing, cleaning us? (Turns to Koopas) Men, fire!
(The Koopas fire the Shell Blasters again; Luigi turns on the Poltergust, sucks up the Shell blasts, and spits them back out at the Koopas)
: Gyahh! (diving for the floor)
Eep! (ducks and narrowly dodges a flying Shell blast) (When he looks back up, Luigi is standing above him, glaring down at him)
(sweatdrop)
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(Out on the castle rooftop)
(Luigi points the Poltergust's hose towards the horizon. He shifts the button from "Suck" to "Blow")
: Any a-second now...
(The Poltergust spits out the Captain and the Koopas, sending them flying somewhere on the other side of the rainbow)
: GAHHH!!!!
(Luigi returns to the throne room)
: Well, a-that was easy. (plops himself down in Bowser's throne) Ah, it's a-good to be a-king. (twists his hands evilly) Just you a-wait, Daisy. Soon, you'll be a-bathing in my-a awesomeness!
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