(Interview at Toad Town Plumbing Services)

Boss-Man: So Mr. Mario, tell me: why do you think you're qualified for his job?

Mario: Don't you-a watch the news? I'm-a Mario! Cleaning's-a what I do!

Boss-man: I haven't seen you do much cleaning when you were exterminating Goombas on your adventures.

Mario: Cleaning-a, exterminating... It's the same thing-a!!

Boss-man: Well, I dunno, Mr. Mario, you seem a little overqualified...

Mario (on his knees): Please-a!! I-a beg of you! I-a need this a-job! Ever since Bowser a-died, Princess Peach-a hasn't been kidnapped! Meaning-a I haven't gotten a-paid for saving her! And since I-a spent all my coins on-a 1-up Mushrooms, I need-a money to make my-a house payments!!

Boss-man: All right, ALL RIGHT! Since you're the only one who applied, you're hired.

Mario (in tears): A-thank you!!

(First day on the job)

Mario: Hi, I'm-a Mario, here to fix the-a washer.

Random toad: Yeah, thanks, the washer's in the basement.

(In the basement, Mario starts fixing the washer.)

Mario: How-a boring. I-a had more fun beating up a-Bowser...

(Spots a rat)

Mario: Eep! A rat! (Toasts it with a fireball.) (Another rat appears) Another one! Take a-that! (Burns another one to smithereens) (More rats appear)

Mario: Egad-a! This place is-a infested! (Summons a huge fireball) I'll a take-a care of this!

(Lobs the fireball...right at a bunch of gas cans.)

(House blows up)

(Back at Toad Town Plumbers)

Boss-man: You're fired!!!

Mario: a-Please, Mr. a-Boss Man! Give me another chance!

Boss-man: I don't need any more of your hair-brained heroic antics, you mustached headache!! Do you know we're getting sued because you blew up that house? We'll be lucky if we don't go bankrupt because of you!!

Mario: I'm-a sor--

(Boss-man kicks Mario out onto the street.)

Mario: a-Great. What am I-a going to do now?

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