Today I woke up and heard my brother ask me to play with him. I agreed because seeing him play is so adorable. After a few minutes mom checks his diaper to see if there is any messes inside it. Good thing their isn't because when there is the smell is horrible. But just my luck because after she checks he makes a huge mess into the diaper. And mom didn't seem to notice. But then I saw James whisper into some kind of button or something which is weird because I have never seen this button before . (For some reason I can't remember my life before I turned 9) and then drop it as he continued what he was doing. Looking at the button I saw on the back it said

Anything you wish, will happen

Needless to say I thought it was a joke but I tried it anyway. I said "I wish I had a Tesla" and I looked at my hand and a Tesla I lock card appeared in it. I got surprised to find out it was real. Now since I am 9 I can't drive so what I say next might not suprise you "I wish I was 22 years old" suddenly I felt a huge amount of pain as my limbs grew and I suddenly became 22 years old. But I still think like I'm 9. Next (so I don't freak out my mom) I wish "I wish my mom thought I was 22 this whole time"

So after that I left and got in the brand new Tesla and drove to the local McDonald's to eat.