《Peternette》✨incorrect quote✨
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Baby,wake up
5 more minute
you been sleeping for a whole day now
Really!?
facepalm-
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why are you smiling?
what,can't I just be happy?
Chloe tripped and fell in the parking lot
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How are we gonna defeated that villain?
Im not supposed to have any ideas because the the hot one
Im pretty sure that Im the hot one
Oh god
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You look cute, I wanna kiss you
what?
I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WON'T MISS YOU!
Lol,same for you too
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Onion ring are just like vegetable donut
Sure,they are kid
lasagna is just a spaghetti flavor cake
...
-sips tea-
Lobster are just mermaid to scorpio
Kid,please stop!
Oh please continued Peter
Agreed
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what are you doing?
I want to be a caterpillars
Explained?
Eat a lot,sleep for a few day and wake up beautiful
You known that tgeir lifespan is 2 week right?
Exactly!
MARI NO!
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Im not gonna be mad,just tell me why you have a fake ID?
*mumble*
What?
You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at petco
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You literally just but a 3rd puppies yesterday!
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I can't find my phone anywhere!
let me try call you
Peter Wai-
Hello,Do you known who the f**k you talking to!
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Im out!
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Hey Peter,do you known what marinette listen to for straight 4 hours now?
I don't known,why don't you try to unbluetooth it?
I ain't risking my own life for it
same dude
mr Tony, can you please unbluetooth the airpod from marinette!
Why you wanna do that?
She has been sitting there for 4 hours.
Alright then *unbluetooth airpod*
Hit or Miss! Depression is a B*tch huh. Got anxiety, I bet it doesn't leave ya! U gonna try to numb the pain ya. Took your hand up and make a peace✌ ya!
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She need to go to the therapist.
Konicchiwa !!!
I see you wore the hoodie that I buy for you
Why it has anime boy face on it
You shouldn't be wearing that Mari
what happened here ?
Mari is wearing an ybc hoodie !
what wrong with that ?
once you see that anime, you know what he meant
why don't you open Google translate and pick Japanese while I sing the song!
okay?
asedaku de, sawarasenai Kimi wa shojo nano. Boku wa yarichin bicchi no ASU da yo, ah tsutsumaretai no Kimi no nenmaku ni.
FALLEN!!
you are banned to watch that anime from now !
Babe, I'm hungry
Hi hungry, I'm Nino!
I'm gonna slash your tire if you do that again
A baby penguin stuck in the iceberg
oo a baby penguin got stuck in the iceberg
what a penguin?
what an iceberg ?
we doomed 😐
Hey guys, I known this chapter kinda short but I will start updating like once a week because I'm pretty busy doin school work.
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