《Sh*t My Parents Say》003 || Mom
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Mom and I were watching a commercial about a movie with monkeys. The camera went to a shot where a monkey was swimming under water.
"Monkeys can hold their breath under water?" I asked.
"Can't you?" she said to me.
"But that's a monkey."
"Yeah, so are you. God ruined a perfectly good monkey when He ripped the tail off you," she said and proceeded to laugh at her own joke.
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