"Hey."

"Hello, sir. Am I speaking with Mr. Colton?"

"Yes, May, it's still me."

"I was calling about your order. You haven't paid yet, so I wanted to know if it was still on."

"What order?"

"The male stripper. Do you still want him at your house this Friday? If that's the case, I'll need the payment today, sir."

"Oh my god, May. A stripper? What kind of guy do you think I am? Wait. Did you say male?"

"Yes, I did."

"Just for your information, I'm not gay."

"Doesn't mean you wouldn't enjoy a hot boy stripping. Just because you're not attracted to them, doesn't mean you're blind."

"I..."

"Just admit it, Finn."

"Okay, you know what? This is getting weird."

"You're going to hang up, aren't you?"

"Maybe."

"Don-"

"-t."